[Family bonding fail time: take one]

[sharpasfire]

[Later at night, in a section of the forest that's far enough away from Cabin Rockyroad and the Fire Cabin, someone is wearing bright red and a bandage over her neck]

...I said not to be late.

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[capthlock_rage]

[didn't bother with a bandage, he's pretty much used to staring anyway :/]

I'm not that late!

[sharpasfire]

[fine, have the brand of the pedo with chicken-feet grabby hands]

It's still late.

Did you have any trouble getting away?

[capthlock_rage]

[shakes his head]

I said I was going to the shower.

[sharpasfire]

[slight eyebrow quirk because generally showers tend to be short for guys unless, oh right, you're a girly girl with floral shampoo--]

At least that excuse keeps Jet away.

[capthlock_rage]

That's not funny.

[sharpasfire]

[pfft whatever, it's the first laugh she's had all night where it wasn't trying to keep Ty Lee from suspicion]

And yet, he's not here to protest so it must be true.

[capthlock_rage]

He showers plenty, okay?! I bought him shampoo and everything!

[sharpasfire]

Does he know that he's not supposed to drink it?

[capthlock_rage]

It doesn't even taste good.

[sharpasfire]

...please don't tell me you tried it yourself. I hate to think I'm in a game where survival may depend on working with a shampoo eater.

[capthlock_rage]

Not on purpose!

[sharpasfire]

[it may be dark but I'm sure you can feel the piercing glare of my 'god why' judgment glare]

Accidental shampoo eater makes it so much better.

[capthlock_rage]

Only a little-- why are we even talking about this?!

[sharpasfire]

Are you a "wolf"?

[capthlock_rage]

No. Are you?

[sharpasfire]

Obviously not. The odds are already in their favor. If I were a wolf I wouldn't have to do anything but keep a low profile.