This is only really on here until the comment gets unscreened in the pimping post.
HOLY SHIT, IS THAT A GODAMN MICHELETTO?
YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS IT IS, AND THE PROPER NAME IS MIGUEL, BITCHES. THIS GQ MOTHERFUCKER WORKS THE HARDEST OUT OF THE SPANISH ASSOCIATION, AND HE DOESN'T EVEN BREAK A SWEAT.
YOU THINK YOU KNOW LOYAL? HE'S SO LOYAL HE'LL SHANK HIS BEST FRIEND IF HE SEES ANY SHIT GOING DOWN. HE'S SO LOYAL THAT HE THINKS THAT HE WAS BORN TO SERVE CESARE. HE'LL COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND FUCKIN STAB YOUR ASS IF YOU AS MUCH BREATHE WRONG AT THE GUY. DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF HE'S IN ANOTHER GODAMN CITY, HE'LL TELEPORT IN, KILL YOUR SHIT, AND THEN HE'LL BITCH AT CESARE ABOUT IT. BUT DON'T THINK THAT SHIT GOES ONE WAY, OH NO. CESARE FUCKING BORGIA WILL SHANK YOUR ASS IF YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT HIM. ONE INSULT ABOUT HIS FAITH AND HE'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PIKE. HE'LL EVEN DRAG YOUR ASS OUT AND TREAT YOU LIKE A BULL, BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T TREAT HIM WITH THE RESPECT HE DESERVES.
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ASSASSINATION? SIT YOUR ASS DOWN. MIGUEL'S GOT THIS SHIT COVERED AND HE'S 16. HE DOESN'T NEED YOUR FANCY HIDDEN BLADE, HIS ENTIRE OUTFIT'S GOT HIDDEN BLADES. HE'S GOT NEARLY A BRACE ON HIM AND THAT'S JUST THE ONES YOU SEE, HE'S CESARE'S SHADOW, YOU DON'T THINK HE CAN JUST PULL THEM OUT OF NOWHERE? HE CAN, AND YOU'D BETTER HOPE THEY AREN'T BEING THROWN AT YOU.
YOU'RE STILL NOT READING THIS SHIT? HAVE SOME DAMN VIDEOS. THE QUALITY IS SHIT BUT YOU BETTER BELIEVE THE TWO SECONDS OF MIGUEL MAKES THE WHOLE THING. STILL NOT HAVING A GODAMN HEART ATTACK OF JOY OVER THE THOUGHT OF READING THIS SERIES? JUST LISTEN TO THIS AND SEE IF IT DOESN'T EXPLAIN EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANT TO KNOW.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
APP THIS MOTHERFUCKER, AND YOU'LL HAVE MY ASS MAKING YOU ICONS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN. EVEN CESARE WILL BE YOUR BITCH AND SHE KNOWS IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANNA SHOW THE ASSASSINS HOW THIS SHIT'S REALLY DONE.
