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NEEEERRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM
captin lawen and inspector wess unite!
*attempts cling of special superpower rings*
*misses*
*attempt number 2*
*NERRRMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!*
*BIG LIGHT FLASHES!*
captin lawen and inspector wess have united!!!!
they are going to take over the world!!!!
mean while in a secret laboratory of mad scientist doctor wigglesum, there is a formula being made to send doom over the world!
wigglesum: with this secret fomula i can get rid of captin lawen and inspector wess once and for all, and then the world will be mine! BAWHAHAH!
*SCHWWWINNNG*
*wigglesum looks up to see captin lawen and inspector wess hovering above him*
wess: your time is up wigglesum!
wigglesum: not so fast you fools!
*wigglesum throws the fomula at the two super doopers*
*captin lawen and inspector wess fall to the ground paralyzed*
wigglesum: now i have you right were i want u!
*wigglesum ties the two against a rocket*
wigglesum: BAWHAHAH...you see my super doopers..at exactly 5:01 pm this rocket will blast off and carry you with it! but of course once it reaches the outerspace limits this rocket will blow up! and then i will take over the world! BAWHAHA!
*with that wigglesum runs out the door. inspector wess looks at the clock it reads 4:58.*
will these 2 super doopers have time to save themselves and take over the world before doctor wigglesum?!
*the time ticks by as captin lawen and inspector wess anxiously sweat up a storm while brain blasting a super sneaky secret plan*
*inspector wess spots a bottle of slimy green chemicals and uses her sweet ultrasonic grabber vision to bring the bottle over to them*
*captin lawen uses her lazer shooting eyeballs to break open the bottle..SHATTERING SOUND and then the burning chemicals set them free!!
*inspector wess accidently inhails way too much of these crazy chemicals and gets a bit high off of them...captin lawen tries to take inspector wess out of the secret labotory so that way wigglesum doesn't unleash his magnetic attacker bats which will destroy them!
*captin lawen calls in for re-enforcements but then realizes she can use her power of "mega muscles"
*captin lawen inflates her ginormous arms and picks up inspector wess and flies up, up and away!!!!!
*wigglesum stands baffled in the laborotry and the clock strikes 5:01..when all the sudden..BAM!!!!!!! little mini wigglesums are floating everywhere while captin lawen and inspector wess fly away to their sweet club house
captin lawen and inspector wess's sweet club house lies in the heart of Africa...right next to the lungs. inside the super sweet club house captin lawen and inspector wess try and put together a plan to take over the world.
captin lawen: we should take over the world by nuking anartica and other ice burgs so that water will fill the world..then everyone will have to listen to us in order have their land back!
inspector wess: that's a stupid idea!
*slaps captin lawen on the head*
captin lawen: u no i don't think that was necessary.
inspector wess: i do what i want!
captin lawen: then what do you say we do?
inspector wess: i've got it! we should melt every ice burg in the world until water flows the world! then we shall rule everyone!
captin lawen: i just said that
inspector wess: no u didn't
captin lawen: yes i did
inspector wess: no u didn't!
captin lawen: i do what i want
*crosses arms and turns away from inspector wess*
inspector wess: you better shut up u making me mad!
*slaps captin lawen on the head*
inspector wess: now we must go and melt all the ice burgs!
captin lawen: can we take boris and bambi?
*lawen and wess look at their 2 donkey's*
inspector wess: o tay...
and with that our 2 super doopers take off on boris and bambi to go and melt all the ice burgs in the world!
*captin lawen left inspector wess to do all of the technical location stuff..which was a mistake.
*captin lawen went the wrong way and ended up leading them right into China...
*YOU WANT YOO WANTAN?! inspector wess kept on asking captin lawen since that's all she heard people saying there..
*captin lawen* NO I DO NOT WANT MY WANTAN
*inspector wess: yeah u do!
*captin lawen: NO I DON'T
inspector wess: do u want to bet?
captin lawen *thinks* no, *grabs wantan and scarfs it down*
inspector wess: hey do u know about....add kicks in...walks away.
*captin lawen: we must get to antartica at once inspector wess! enough fooling around!! we must take over the world! bwahahahaa
*inspector wess hops on donkey and flies away at once!
Captin lawen and inspector wess arrive in the fridged ice regions.
*captin lawen: well..now what do we do inspector wess??
*inspector wess: Well we get on boris and bambi and then they'll pee all over them with their high temperature melting urine power!!!
*captin lawen smacks self on head* why didn't I think if that?!
*inspector wess: smacks captin lawen on head "I dont know why didn't u think of that captin??
*captin lawen: ENOUGH we must melt these glaciers..now!!!
*both hop on donkeys and go up up and away! into the sky..*
*inspector wess pokes bambi's stomache trying to make him take a leek..and bambi bucks her off.
*captin lawen: GASP!
*inspector wess: haha! wait.. I can't seem to make myself fly..CAPTIN LAWEN!!!HELP!
captin lawen: oh God..what a bung hole
inspector wess: Lawen..lawen.. *falls faster*
captin lawen: come on boris lets go.....vamos, vamos
boris: he haw he haw
bambi: hehawhawhaww
captin lawen: shut up u two
can captin lawen save inspector wess in time? are they going to melt the ice bergs and take over the world?
are they turning EVIILLLL??? i don't know either, we shall find out though!
Copyright Captin Lawen and Inspector Wess!!!!! Leave a comment and say u didn't laugh..I dare u! U know u did. You're all jealous u don't have masterminds like me and lauren!!
oh and it's warped wednesday.....Lock it to FU** (fuse)