Phew...another lifestage
We're about to attempt to make a baby. Terrified much? Yes.
Besides the trillion other things about this that scare me to death is the fact that we're going to introduce a person into this world who will mean more to Alyssa than I do. It'll probably work that way for me, too, but right now I'm being very selfish and concentrating on that one fact.
She should be here with the boy soon. This is going to be a process that involves gay porn, plastic cups, a needle-less syringe and the dogs harassing our brave volunteer. The bathroom isn't exactly the most inspiring room in the house for producing stuff that makes babies, and I just gave it a wipedown to at least make it less gross.
Let the fun begin.
I want to go play with my baby hedgehog.
Besides the trillion other things about this that scare me to death is the fact that we're going to introduce a person into this world who will mean more to Alyssa than I do. It'll probably work that way for me, too, but right now I'm being very selfish and concentrating on that one fact.
She should be here with the boy soon. This is going to be a process that involves gay porn, plastic cups, a needle-less syringe and the dogs harassing our brave volunteer. The bathroom isn't exactly the most inspiring room in the house for producing stuff that makes babies, and I just gave it a wipedown to at least make it less gross.
Let the fun begin.
I want to go play with my baby hedgehog.