croupier and I spread rumors about famous people!
It's common knowledge that any woman "romantically linked" to Tom Cruise is acting as a beard. If Mr. Cruise or his lawyers are reading this, rest assured that we are only referring to facial hair. Everyone else, take it however you want.
Of course, Cruise also acts as a beard for all of his supposed significant others. Don't believe us? Nicole Kidman had her "best friend" Naomi Watts move in with her while she was still married to Tom. Penelope Cruz can't make a public appearance without hanging all over her "best friend" Salma Hayek.
Which brings us to Katie Holmes. Her last boyfriend was a no-sex-before-marriage Christian. To quote Melanie Lynskey in But I'm a Cheerleader, "It's easy to be prude when you're not attracted to him." She's open about the fact that she's never had sex with a man. The real question is: who is Katie Holmes dating? We have an idea, and if we're wrong, they totally should be. But if we're right, you heard it here first!
Of course, Cruise also acts as a beard for all of his supposed significant others. Don't believe us? Nicole Kidman had her "best friend" Naomi Watts move in with her while she was still married to Tom. Penelope Cruz can't make a public appearance without hanging all over her "best friend" Salma Hayek.
Which brings us to Katie Holmes. Her last boyfriend was a no-sex-before-marriage Christian. To quote Melanie Lynskey in But I'm a Cheerleader, "It's easy to be prude when you're not attracted to him." She's open about the fact that she's never had sex with a man. The real question is: who is Katie Holmes dating? We have an idea, and if we're wrong, they totally should be. But if we're right, you heard it here first!