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I care not for the new year.
I do however care for the fact that it is fourty-five degrees celcius and i feel like my eyeballs should look like prunes.
I also care for the fact that tomorrow is a day off, and i just saw the family stone.
It probably was a bad decision seeing as there is a total fire ban, and that Luke Wilson Still makes my pants spontaneously combust.
so hi. Luke. i l u.
Oh also, i think i have given the love sack more love than anyone in this household (for all those incredibly uneducated, its a motherfucking huuuuge bean bag looking thing) but it was money well spent, because although the instructions warn against it, it is fun launching yourself off random furniture (IE dining room table, lounge, bookshelf) and then being consumed by its enormity, it is even better if younger siblings and/or small animals are already occupying said love sack, and it is done as a sneak attack, so as when you land, they become airborne.
(also for the record: yes i used to backflip into the pool from the brick wall that ran alongside it, even after threats of permanent paralysis were fast-pitched at me. My number one weakness comes in the form of three words;'I DARE YOU.')
I also think i got a tan from staying indoors, if that is possible. (i think a moon-tan is replacing my old computer-tan.)
NYE was spent rocking out to Elton John with a bottle of Bombay Saphire Gin, and Tonic. I was rockin out ON MY OWN.
it was the fucking best.
I hate New Year.
I do however care for the fact that it is fourty-five degrees celcius and i feel like my eyeballs should look like prunes.
I also care for the fact that tomorrow is a day off, and i just saw the family stone.
It probably was a bad decision seeing as there is a total fire ban, and that Luke Wilson Still makes my pants spontaneously combust.
so hi. Luke. i l u.
Oh also, i think i have given the love sack more love than anyone in this household (for all those incredibly uneducated, its a motherfucking huuuuge bean bag looking thing) but it was money well spent, because although the instructions warn against it, it is fun launching yourself off random furniture (IE dining room table, lounge, bookshelf) and then being consumed by its enormity, it is even better if younger siblings and/or small animals are already occupying said love sack, and it is done as a sneak attack, so as when you land, they become airborne.
(also for the record: yes i used to backflip into the pool from the brick wall that ran alongside it, even after threats of permanent paralysis were fast-pitched at me. My number one weakness comes in the form of three words;'I DARE YOU.')
I also think i got a tan from staying indoors, if that is possible. (i think a moon-tan is replacing my old computer-tan.)
NYE was spent rocking out to Elton John with a bottle of Bombay Saphire Gin, and Tonic. I was rockin out ON MY OWN.
it was the fucking best.
I hate New Year.