Nov 05, 2006 12:33
So I went to work this morning and I got behind a 'sunday driver.' Granted they don't bother me because I usually go on auto piliot when driving. Perhaps that isn't safe...oh well. So I got behind this sunday driver and they were going 35 in a 55. So I passed her, she looked at me like I was crazy. So here is my rule if I were to rule the world, sunday drivers do not belong on roads that are 35 MPH and up. They were driving in the country. The corn is picked, the trees are dead, halloween is over WHAT IS THERE TO LOOK AT? Maybe they are trying to get a new car by hitting a deer, but going that slow won't do any damage and deers are only really active in the dawn and twilight. So there goes that theory. THEN around the holidays people don't know how to operate cars. No blinkers (happens more around holidays) etc. I called this guy a VERY bad word while driving bc I had my blinker on wanting to go left and I have to yield to people going strait. Well the dumb ass was turning right NO blinker and I was sitting in the middle wanting to turn. I said the VERY bad word and my lovely little recorder sitting innocently in back seat repeated. UGH...bad mom moment. Of course I had to chuckle bc he said it wrong and then I said, "that isn't very nice don't repeat that word"
Then I tortured myself and my dear son by going to Wal-Mart on a Sunday. WTF was I thinking? As the holidays get closer people get rudder, dumber, and I can't even think of a word. Why is when we get near the holidays peoples IQ's drain? They walk around Wal-Mart with screaming kids with a zombie look on their face. Of course I am a woman on a mission and I am not that nice either bc it's like playing frogger. Dodge the carts, keep your kid away from toys, make sure he's connected at the hip, and make sure you leave the store with some diginity, your son, and item. MAKE A LIST BEFORE YOU GO TO THE STORE...you won't get rude women like me shoving your carts out of my way because I want two yogurts. Why do people even leave their carts in the middle of the asile while they shop that asile is beyond me. PLUS their purses are OPEN money hanging out etc. No wonder we have a high crime rate. Don't cry about getting robbed if you are being dumb. Then you get people who just STOP in the middle of asile and talk. HELLO use a phone, ahh but then they get out their cell phones and their IQ's drop even more. So perhaps using a cell phone near Christmas in a busy ass store is not a good idea.
I love the internet I don't have to deal with Wal-Mart for shopping unless it's groceries. I can purchase my christmas items online they are delivered to my house, and I don't go crazy. I only need to go to Wal-Mart then for groceries, bc Aldi's is too far away for me and Fareway is too expensive.
So I hate the holidays because people don't use their brains, I am not that smart either, but at least I go with a list, don't leave my cart, shop on-line, go with a mission, drive responsibility, and ask my dr. for more meds so I don't punch idiotic people.
There is my rant about the holidays.
Later,
B
robbery,
wal-mart,
insaine people,
frogger