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4th wall! Video | Action for Goldenrod | JOINT POST WITH KITE.

May 28, 2011 15:18

[See Squalo. Squatting on top of a building, perhaps? Because behind him is only sky. Oh, he's definitely happy right now, with that grin on his face... it's not plainly happy though. Also slightly crazy, and slightly bloodthirsty.]

Vooooooi so what the fuck is going on now, huh?!

I'm not complaining that I woke up with all my stuff returned and an ( Read more... )

vooooi, not actually all that sane, -goldenrod, event: 4th wall, what the hell johto?, could be worse

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[Action~] flameofpms May 28 2011, 13:28:10 UTC

[You know what else you might see, Squalo? A tall woman with some oddly familiar features who also among the zombies, but she's just walking around the city as if they aren't even there. She has a Gardevoir and a Meloetta doing all the dirty work for her, and in an elegant and graceful manner. Those zombies aren't getting anywhere near her. As for the weird kid, she just walks by him without so much as a second glance.]

[Action~] sharkfoodbound May 28 2011, 13:35:46 UTC

[Well, the weird kid, glowing blue flames and all, passes her right by anyway. Squalo on the other hand is momentarily distracted from tracking him as he spots that tall figure over there... but. Wait. The boss is still at the Center, so that can't... Well, easy to find out.

He releases Sphyrna, who just charges through the horde carving a path for him to approach her at a run.]

VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Action~] flameofpms May 28 2011, 13:42:20 UTC

[The voi is definitely enough to make Xanxa stop in her tracks and whirl around, expecting to see a long-haired swordsman approaching, but... nope. Said swordsman has short hair and is a teenager. How is this even possible.

Yeah, she's just going to stare.]

[Action~] sharkfoodbound May 28 2011, 13:50:32 UTC

[He's also decidedly shorter than her! ...And Squalo slows in his approach because hell, that's definitely his boss. Blood red eyes, feathers and scars and all. Just. Female. Very female. So he'll stare right back, at least for a moment, before recovering. The Garchomp lands by his side, also mustering Xanxa, but with a decidedly displeased air.]

Yes, I'm fifteen years old, what about it?

[He almost wants to add that he was also not female, just for the record, but figures that isn't really necessary.]

[Action~] flameofpms May 28 2011, 13:59:19 UTC

[Xanxa isn't the least bit intimidated by that Garchomp. Neither are Gardevoir or Meloetta, who are now standing on either side of their mistress and staring down Squalo.]

How?

[Action~] sharkfoodbound May 28 2011, 14:09:26 UTC

[Squalo couldn't really care less about the pokémon staring contests going on.]

Beats me.

[Shrug.] This place doesn't make much sense.

[Action~] flameofpms May 28 2011, 14:15:12 UTC

[That makes two, then.

And now for a sudden topic change.]

Do you have money?

[Action~] sharkfoodbound May 28 2011, 14:19:06 UTC

[Blink. Blink. This does not bode well, but okay.]

Yeah. Why?

[Action~] flameofpms May 28 2011, 14:22:25 UTC

Follow me.

[And now they're heading toward the department store. Can you guess where this is going, Squalo?]

[Action~] sharkfoodbound May 28 2011, 14:28:16 UTC

[Eyebrow raise............ okay sure. Stuck in an unfamiliar world, zombies roaming the streets, and her first thought is to go shopping?

What the fuck?!

...then again, count on the boss to do whatever he... or she feels like doing with unparalelled singlemindedness.]

Sure, boss.

[Action~] flameofpms May 28 2011, 14:40:08 UTC

[Xanxa is short on clothes. And jewelry. And hair products. And booze. This must be remedied immediately. Who the fuck cares about zombies and all that other shit.

And you thought Xanxus was high maintenance. Have fun spending the rest of the day in the department store, watching Xanxa try on numerous different outfits as well as your wallet getting emptier and emptier.]

[Action~] sharkfoodbound May 28 2011, 14:47:48 UTC

[It's not like he minds seeing her try on clothes, despite how much sheer mindfuckery is involved in this. Squalo refuses to let his brain just break, and counts his blessings in that his pokémon can help him out carrying all this shit. He doesn't even wince at all the money spent. After all, it's not like he's got much to spend it on when he has to lug around everything he buys while travelling across the country.]

I think we've got the booze covered, actually.

[Xanxus has his stash, and it's not like Squalo wouldn't know about it.]

[Action~] flameofpms May 28 2011, 15:33:39 UTC

[Gardevoir and Meloetta are also being forced to carry bags, but they don't seem to mind too much. Xanxa is only carrying the smaller, lighter bags.]

Good.

[Squalo better replace all that booze before Xanxus wakes up, because chances are most of it is going to be gone by the time Xanxa leaves.]

[Action~] sharkfoodbound May 28 2011, 15:40:09 UTC

[He's planning to, somehow. Now like he can actually buy booze... but him and Killua can shoplift, so it'll all be good.]

So, are we set?

[Really trying to keep his voice neutral here.]

[Action~] flameofpms May 28 2011, 16:03:57 UTC

Yeah.

[Only thing is Xanxa doesn't know where the fuck to go now, so Squalo has to lead the way this time.]

[Action~] sharkfoodbound May 28 2011, 19:20:40 UTC

Alright. [Well, he goes ahead and takes the lead, but not without releasing Spocchia from her pokéball first to clear the way should the need arise. Like hell he's fighting while juggling shopping bags. So, to the hotel! There is only slight chaos, because most people are still busy with current shenanigans and not really concerned with getting a place to sleep.]

Rooming is shit compared to home of course. It just doesn't get a whole lot better than this around here.

[Better give an advance warning, right?]

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