YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS LIVEOURNALER...try this on for size
MY LIFE SUCKS
I got some bitch preggo
I am now addicted to heroin
I murdered laura trulli
I ACTUALLY MURDERED A HUMAN BEING
...bitch was done anyway
I gave 5 people AIds...3 of which were on purpose
I beat up a retard because he smiled at me
I stepped on a midget...i have yet to clean my shoes
I found a baby in a dumpster then left it there
A bear stole my mother
My diet consists entirely of metal
my toenails are now made of semen
My dick curves so far to the left that i have to stand facing my bathroom door as I urinate
I now get my "Friend" every month
I have no more friends because of my body odor problem
I am not going to college in the fall because my placement exams told me I was mentally retarded
I developed an allergic reaction to air
I became a ninja..which doesn't really suck
I found out my mother is Britney Spears :(
...and i have three weeks to live
I got some bitch preggo
I am now addicted to heroin
I murdered laura trulli
I ACTUALLY MURDERED A HUMAN BEING
...bitch was done anyway
I gave 5 people AIds...3 of which were on purpose
I beat up a retard because he smiled at me
I stepped on a midget...i have yet to clean my shoes
I found a baby in a dumpster then left it there
A bear stole my mother
My diet consists entirely of metal
my toenails are now made of semen
My dick curves so far to the left that i have to stand facing my bathroom door as I urinate
I now get my "Friend" every month
I have no more friends because of my body odor problem
I am not going to college in the fall because my placement exams told me I was mentally retarded
I developed an allergic reaction to air
I became a ninja..which doesn't really suck
I found out my mother is Britney Spears :(
...and i have three weeks to live