Whewww, finally!
# 1: Ensure you have these things in your wardrobe: overalls, hats
# 2: Break up a heated kiss between a boy and your best friend because you feel jealousy put it´s nasty claws in your heart
# 3: Make sure to be especially gracious, sit with your legs open while wearing a skirt
# 4: Help your friend stretching
# 5: Wear a tux -like a boss- during a performance
# 6: Do bodyshots off your friend, claiming to be drunk
# 8: Hang out as often as possible with that one most beautiful girl you know... which "hates" you
# 9: Draw pictures of the girl you "hate" but forget to cross out the hearts
# 10: Use crying to fall into the warm arms of your best friend who of course immediately starts consoling you
# 11: Accompany the girl you "hate" to the doctor after some klutz guy broke her nose whilst singing a song about your feelings and her (inner) beauty
# 12: Go on a three-way-date to cover up your crush on your best friend
# 13: Surround yourself during performances with sexy and scarcely clad girls, also add sexual moves to your choreography or invite your dance partner to touch you intimately
# 14: Hang out with the two only girls at school that openly admid to have sex with each other
# 15: Flirt with your best friend on such romantic occasions as a wedding
# 16: Make eye-sex with your friend or supposed enemy
# 17: Don´t have any sense of personal space when it comes to your best friend. -Like none at all!
# 18: Join a club that has only one member (the prettiest girl you´ve ever met) and cover your intentions up by asking her about the status of her relationship with the boy you both are "in love with"
# 19: When your friend proposes to help you feel better immediately assume she means lesbian sex... and claim then that you´re not "that into that"
# 20: Keep eye-contact with your friend all through a love-song
# 21: Have fantasies of your best friend / make-out-partner that happen to include suggestive dancing
# 22: Be strangely depressed when denied access to your lady-friends upper lady-parts
# 23: Make sex faces during struggling a girl down
# 24: Rub your best friend´s / lizard´s stomach during a performance
# 25: Avoid looking at girls in sexy outfits if ppl could notice...
# 26: ... but take your time checking them out while everyone else is busy doing other stuff
# 27: Give your friend a cheer-up (!) ass-slap before an important performance
# 28: Keep eye-contact with your lady-lover while announcing your never dying love for your boyfriend
# 29: Sweet lady-kisses
# 30: If surprisingly slapped by a girl, immediately forgive her and comfort her by repeatedly confirming to her how you think she is the most beautiful woman you´ve ever seen
# 31: Engage in flirty duets only with girls
# 32: Act obviously uncomfortable around your boyfriend. Not looking him in the eyes while slow-dancing? -Clearly, that is love!
# 33: Tell a woman that you´re " a hundred percent in love" with her
# 34: create a secret sign for your best friend / lady-lover that you can immediately draw comfort from
# 35: Make "I´ll kill you" eyes at the new love interest of the girl you "don´t" like
# 36: Make love-eyes at your female friends
Awesome work, ladies. You´ve really convinced me...