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this is the saddest thing i have ever heard,
someone told it to me as a JOKE last night.
i cried.
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There was a lady sitting at her house on Christmas eve when she hears someone at the door, she opens to the door and sees a little pig.
Pig: Ma´am, may I please come into your house? Its Christmas...
Lady: Yea, sure, it doesn´t bother me, come on in.
The pig slowly walks in, one minute later.
Pig: Ma´am, may I please go to your kitchen? Its Christmas...
Lady: Of course, (a little puzzled) it doesn´t bother me.
The pig then looks at the woman pleadingly,
Pig: Ma´am, may I please open your oven? Its Christmas...
Lady: Sure, (she still doesn´t know what is going on.)
Then the pig opens the oven and says
¨Merry Christmas, mom.¨
I am so glad I am a vegetarian.