Hi, this is Barbara Ann.
I suck up allllllllllll your moneys, Beff. I am such a bad ladycar. I don't care if you fix my hair, I don't care if my bum is bruised, I don't care how much you feed me, I'll take it alllllllll, I want it allllllllllllll. You need me more than I need you, and you know it, Beff.
What a bitch, huh?