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[shardavarius]

"This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

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[xaandria]

- Oozes, gelatinous cubes, and their ilk
- Monkeys (GIANT and tiny--imagine an army of marmosets!)
- Carnivorous ostriches
- Um, hello, DINOSAURS. How the hell did you miss that one?
- Tribbles (or something similar...you mentioned this morning you weren't going with anything too specific)
- Snakes on a plane
- Spiders
- Dragons
- Bigfoot
- Turrists
- Nazis
- Insects with a hive mind

I'm sure there are more.

[shardavarius]

I also forgot time travelers.

[lordofthesynth]

Try London Underground train conductors. :D

[doctorconquest]

Time travelers was going to be my first suggestion. Could also use some dimension travelers, who could easily be any of the other things (like Nazis from a Nazi victory scenario).

Other ideas:

Swarms of rats
Mutants!
Mole people / degenerate underground troglodytes
Wizards / witches / voodoo doctors
Superintelligent animals of an improbable species
Godlike artificial intelligences
Orbiting battlestations
Plucky hackers
Gigantic, improbable, steam-powered contraptions
Atlanteans
Cultists
One of those crystal skulls
At least one mummy (seriously)
An archaeologist (and for extra fun, make him a real archaeologist who carries brushes and chisels instead of whips and guns)

And... out for now.

[xaandria]

Oh. And these. Lots and lots of these.

[nightsinger]

O_O It looks ANGRY. What the hell is it?!

[shardavarius]

Jamie says, "It's a lumpfish." With a tone of voice that says, "Duh, what else could it be?"

And she says it's what a certain type of caviar comes from.

[nightsinger]

The ones pictured in Wikipedia don't look like they're about to rip out your soul.

[nightsinger]

* Improbable alignments of the planets!
* Mimics (bonus points if they're not treasure chests)
* Rides in mine-carts
* A large display of weaponry (preferably ranging from at least Medieval to modern)
* An allusion to at least one well-known character from another fictional universe
* Carnivorous pudding
* Shopping malls
* Starbucks

More later, if I get more sugar in my system.