May 07, 2007 16:08
...Your date asks if she can leave her pistol in your car.
Saturday my date & I went to the Braves game. When we parked she asked if they would search her purse or look inside to which I replied yes. She had a funny look on her face so I asked her what the problem was.
"Nothing, but can I, uh, put my pistol in your glove compartment."
"Sure," I said. "Place it right behind my flask."