Note to All Would-Be Thieves: Don't Steal the new Cadillac DeVille
Just when I think people have gotten as dumb as evolution will allow, someone manages to prove me wrong.
“T.C. Bubba” could be a poor-man’s Forrest Whitaker if Whitaker were darker and bald… and dumber, I guess.
One night shortly after T.C. had started shuttling cars as a temp, the company thew a pizza party for all the employees. T.C. sat around 45 minutes after getting off work so he could eat the pizza. I didn’t have any problem with that until we discovered he’d taken a whole pizza and over half of the buffalo wings with him! The next day he had the audacity to ask me, the manager, to fix him some Gatorade!
Two weeks ago we had a Cadillac DeVille missing from the car lot. We suspected T.C. but had no physical proof. The General Manager even drove by T.C.’s apartment looking for the Cadillac but it wasn’t there. We requested that the agency no longer send T.C to work for us, but we had to wait seven days to report the car stolen.
On the seventh day we reported the car stolen. T.C was picked up joyriding 15 minutes later. T.C had picked the one fucking car in our fleet that has On-Star Global Positioning. Once we had reported the vehicle stolen to On-Star they were able to track him wherever he went. T.C. pleaded guilty to stealing the vehicle and received a two-year suspended sentence. He will have to serve 33% of the sentence, approximately 8 months.
Maybe the dumbass should have stolen a Cavalier instead?
“T.C. Bubba” could be a poor-man’s Forrest Whitaker if Whitaker were darker and bald… and dumber, I guess.
One night shortly after T.C. had started shuttling cars as a temp, the company thew a pizza party for all the employees. T.C. sat around 45 minutes after getting off work so he could eat the pizza. I didn’t have any problem with that until we discovered he’d taken a whole pizza and over half of the buffalo wings with him! The next day he had the audacity to ask me, the manager, to fix him some Gatorade!
Two weeks ago we had a Cadillac DeVille missing from the car lot. We suspected T.C. but had no physical proof. The General Manager even drove by T.C.’s apartment looking for the Cadillac but it wasn’t there. We requested that the agency no longer send T.C to work for us, but we had to wait seven days to report the car stolen.
On the seventh day we reported the car stolen. T.C was picked up joyriding 15 minutes later. T.C had picked the one fucking car in our fleet that has On-Star Global Positioning. Once we had reported the vehicle stolen to On-Star they were able to track him wherever he went. T.C. pleaded guilty to stealing the vehicle and received a two-year suspended sentence. He will have to serve 33% of the sentence, approximately 8 months.
Maybe the dumbass should have stolen a Cavalier instead?