More than anyone wants to know
This is what I do when I'm bored and/or hungry.
I have a bag of plain potato chips that my girlfriend gave me (read: passed off to me when she had eaten half of them and decided suddenly she didn't ever want any more of that particular bag). I'm not a big fan of the plain. I'm a salt and vinegar enthusiast. Those of you who know me know where this is heading.
Now, in the past I have always relied upon a method of salt and vinegaring up my plain chips I like to call: "Dumping them in a bowl half-filled with vinegar, sloshing it around a bit, and then pouring salt all over them"
This, as you might be aware, is fucking disgusting.
First of all the smell of vinegar alone can drive strong men mad in enclosed spaces (like my room). second the chips become soggy and break apart easily. Third consuming this concoction is likely to result in heart attack, death, or at the very least an upset stomach and headache.
But I keep doing it. It's like a compulsion. whenever I have plain chips, a bowl, salt, and a bottle of vinegar, I can't stop myself. One day, this will be my downfall.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some mushy, vinegary goodness to be sick to my stomach to.
I have a bag of plain potato chips that my girlfriend gave me (read: passed off to me when she had eaten half of them and decided suddenly she didn't ever want any more of that particular bag). I'm not a big fan of the plain. I'm a salt and vinegar enthusiast. Those of you who know me know where this is heading.
Now, in the past I have always relied upon a method of salt and vinegaring up my plain chips I like to call: "Dumping them in a bowl half-filled with vinegar, sloshing it around a bit, and then pouring salt all over them"
This, as you might be aware, is fucking disgusting.
First of all the smell of vinegar alone can drive strong men mad in enclosed spaces (like my room). second the chips become soggy and break apart easily. Third consuming this concoction is likely to result in heart attack, death, or at the very least an upset stomach and headache.
But I keep doing it. It's like a compulsion. whenever I have plain chips, a bowl, salt, and a bottle of vinegar, I can't stop myself. One day, this will be my downfall.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some mushy, vinegary goodness to be sick to my stomach to.