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Things you should know about limos:
1. Limos can be super-smooth or super-cheese.
2. Stretch limos, particularly if they are hummers, SUVs, or white, are, by definition, on the cheese side of things.
3. Stretch limos cannot go through drive-throughs as they cannot corner. They have the turn-base of small trains.
Other things you probably want to know:
1. I rode to Niargara Falls in a stretchy white limo with Spoo and her friend/s this weekend.
2. Inside the limo, the ceiling had little pricks of light like fake stars, there were lights around and behind the bar, and all of these lights flashed blue, green, red, and white in time to the music.
3. We tried the drive-through at 3am and had to pull alongside instead of through.
4. One of the guys in the limo spent a lot of time explaining to Spoo and me how we think too much and have too much book-learning but not enough common sense.
5. General annoyance caused by flashing lights and self-righteous meathead was significantly offset by new female acquaintance's drunkitude. Ex: Teensy thing drinks scary number of vodka shots in early eve, pukes a bunch (then passes out a bit) at bar later in night, then wakes up happy and seemingly rejuvenated in wee hours of morning in time to yell, "Give me some MEAT!" at the drive-through/walk-in.
1. Limos can be super-smooth or super-cheese.
2. Stretch limos, particularly if they are hummers, SUVs, or white, are, by definition, on the cheese side of things.
3. Stretch limos cannot go through drive-throughs as they cannot corner. They have the turn-base of small trains.
Other things you probably want to know:
1. I rode to Niargara Falls in a stretchy white limo with Spoo and her friend/s this weekend.
2. Inside the limo, the ceiling had little pricks of light like fake stars, there were lights around and behind the bar, and all of these lights flashed blue, green, red, and white in time to the music.
3. We tried the drive-through at 3am and had to pull alongside instead of through.
4. One of the guys in the limo spent a lot of time explaining to Spoo and me how we think too much and have too much book-learning but not enough common sense.
5. General annoyance caused by flashing lights and self-righteous meathead was significantly offset by new female acquaintance's drunkitude. Ex: Teensy thing drinks scary number of vodka shots in early eve, pukes a bunch (then passes out a bit) at bar later in night, then wakes up happy and seemingly rejuvenated in wee hours of morning in time to yell, "Give me some MEAT!" at the drive-through/walk-in.