Once Again

[shaqdaddy]

I prove everybody wrong. Everybody says KG would be the answer to me. Well I got news for you fools. I am the pythagorean theorem of basketball. There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds, and then we're planning for the parade.

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Utz Me

[anonymous]

Hey Shaq Daddy, utz me, Big Dirk. After I slap your boy sheed, I slap your boy see web, then you next. I drain threes like I'm a plumber while you throw up drain clogs from the foul line. Ha ha ha ha, I make myself laugh so much. I am so funny. Ha ha ha. Tell Kobe I feel so bad about his hurt shoulder, you know, carrying the team all year on his shoulder as you ate Burger Kings and Nestle Crunch with your hurt toe. Ha ha ha ha, I make myself laugh so much. I am so funny. Ha ha ha.

Utz Dirk
(By time you watch my googly eyes I drop threes like you drop rhymes)

Don't be dissin on my crunch bars

[shaqdaddy]

Yeah I seen you drop threes. Its ridiculous the lengths some people go to avoid me. When you were first thinking about joining the League, you were thinkin "I better learn how to play like a wing, cause there ain't no way I'm gonna be able to bang around with Shaq." Go back to the German league with the rest of the hairy women and learn a post move or two.

I ain't even hearing you about Kobe. He knows his place on this team...feed the big man.

And Portland? You think I care that it took you seven games to close out a team with no big men? The best they have is Sabonis, and that says a lot. He is always cryin to the officials in a little-baby voice, "Shaq is fouling me. He’s hurting me. Ow." Please.