Entry #7

Apr 12, 2006 22:28

Patil.

STOP CALLING ME MILLIE!
It makes me sound like a frumpy old milk maid from Switzerland and I'm neither old, frumpy or a milk maid from Switzerland.

And for Merlin's sake Pansy?
STOP ENCOURAGING HER!

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pretty_vati April 13 2006, 05:29:05 UTC
But, Millie, it's such a pretty name! You should have a pretty name with such a pretty smile!

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shapely_millie April 13 2006, 05:37:09 UTC
Go away Patil!

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pretty_vati April 13 2006, 05:38:13 UTC
But, what...why? Why aren't you...

Oh, I know. Are your knickers uncomfortable again? Is that why you're so grumpy?

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shapely_millie April 13 2006, 05:39:29 UTC
No! It's not my knickers. My knickers are quite fine! It's you! It's because of you!

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pretty_vati April 13 2006, 05:42:56 UTC
Well, I wasn't sure since the last time you were so, err, forceful, your knickers were irritating you.

What's because of me? I noticed that boy flirting with you. I wonder if it's because I was telling everyone how nice you are underneath.

Is that what you're talking about? Because if it is, then really, it's because of you, not me.

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shapely_millie April 13 2006, 05:51:55 UTC
MY KNICKERS NEVER BOTHER ME.

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pretty_vati April 13 2006, 05:53:22 UTC
But you said they were! I've already told Lavender to pick you up some new ones.

I wonder if she's already gone out and gotten some? I'll have to send her a vmail and find out.

You really should make up your mind, you know.

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shapely_millie April 13 2006, 05:57:18 UTC
Just go away.

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pretty_vati April 13 2006, 06:00:23 UTC
Millie, I need to know when you want to do girl time this weekend. I'm looking forward to it, aren't you?

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shapely_millie April 13 2006, 06:04:20 UTC
Absolutely not.

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pretty_vati April 13 2006, 06:05:56 UTC
Oh good, I'm glad you don't have a preference. Pansy didn't seem to either.

I'll see if I can use my connections in the kitchen to maybe get us a little basket or something.

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shapely_millie April 13 2006, 06:07:25 UTC
Oh my god. Can't you read woman?

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pretty_vati April 13 2006, 06:09:38 UTC
Well, obviously I can read, Millie. After all, that's how we're communicating right now, isn't it?

I knew there was a reason we were friends! It's because you make me laugh!

If I can get a basket, is there anything special you'd want to request?

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shapely_millie April 13 2006, 06:13:00 UTC
I request you leave me alone. Forever.

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pretty_vati April 13 2006, 06:15:01 UTC
I don't think there are any Slytherins watching this thing that you have to fear interacting with me. Pansy does it all the time.

So you really don't have to be so forceful in your act.

It's ok to be friends with me, honest!

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shapely_millie April 13 2006, 06:20:26 UTC
I'm not even going to bother.

I'm leaving now.

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