Fourth Transformation

[shapechanger]

[action]
Raven... Star...  No way.

[Lesson one of being trapped in a horror movie.  The cool comic relief guy always gets bumped off first.  The appropriate response to being asked to die, therefore, was to stick your fingers in your ears and close your eyes and sing the Clash of the Planets theme song at the top of your lungs until it all went away

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Phone

[sarcasmandbooks]

Doom Patrol.... Beast Boy are you feeling alright?

[shapechanger]

Yes'm, feeling perfectly fine! A little bit cold, I guess, but that's mostly my own fault for not exercising as much as I should.

[sarcasmandbooks]

It is winter.

But Doom Patrol? What about the Titans?

[shapechanger]

Don't think I've heard of an organization by that nomicker, ma'am.

Oh - Are you from the future, too? Will I be leaving the Doom Patrol again at some point?

[sarcasmandbooks]

......possibly?

This is Raven. We're both a member of the Teen Titans.

[shapechanger]

No, ma'am, sorry to say I don't remember you.

...

Oh, wait, I think I might have something that belongs to you, though. Do you know, a, uh... Starfire?

[sarcasmandbooks]

Yes.

She's a friend of mine.

[shapechanger]

Great!

There are these, uh, papers about the two of you I've found that are supposed to be 'top secret'. It looks like they were written by a five-year-old. Still, you might want to come by and pick them up.

[sarcasmandbooks]

.....alright. I'll be right over.

[shapechanger]

Thanks for taking the time, ma'am!

[And Beast Boy will await this mysterious Raven person on his front porch, waiting outside unflinchingly despite the cold.]

[sarcasmandbooks]

[And Raven arrives. Yup, the mysterious part is right.]

You could have waited for me inside you know.

[shapechanger]

Couldn't keep you waiting out in the cold, miss! C'mon in.

[Beast Boy looks... well. He didn't grow much since they first met, but he looks exactly the same as when she last saw him. He'll gesture for her to go inside.

And hold the door open for her. Holy crap who is this person and what happened to Beast Boy.]

[sarcasmandbooks]

[Looks at him for a moment before walking inside. Wondering herself that very question.]

[shapechanger]

I've got your papers right here all ready for you, ma'am.

[And he gestures to the counter, where they are indeed orderly stacked up. ...They are very clearly in Beast Boy's handwriting.]

I, uh, haven't read through them, given how they were marked, but I did see enough to see your name scribbled on every page.

[...Whenever Raven takes a look, she will see that the plans involve a gerbil army invading the dairy and saving Raven and Starfire from something called a Flux Engine Gyroform of Erasureture.]

[sarcasmandbooks]

[Just looking through them......

That's.....so like Beast Boy.]

I guess that explains a few things.

[Tucks the papers away and looks back at him.]

So you're a member of the Doom Patrol?

[shapechanger]

Yeah! Have been since birth, almost. Have you heard of us?