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[shape_da_future]

**So, Yoyo's under the Kyoko mural sifting through these playing cards. Lots of them have some pretty inspiring pictures of girls in them, so, he's going through them, over and over. The 'instructions' to the game are on the ground a few feet away... Might that be considered littering

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[slapwithpanache]

[A voice suddenly speaks to Yoyo with seemingly no source. It is noticeably female.]

M-My word! Put us down immediately and stop thinking such horrid thoughts, you disgusting young man!

[shape_da_future]

**Yoyo looks completely baffled, and reaches through his bag looking for a silver cylinder.**

Weird... I didn't turn it on...

[slapwithpanache]

We are the . . . which organ did that book say again . . . Kidney of the Cards! And we do not appreciate being used in such a manner!

Turn us around! No. Better yet, turn around and face the wall and apologize to us!

[shape_da_future]

The... what? Hey... I don't have anythin to apologize for, yo! Jus what do ya think I was thinkin?

[slapwithpanache]

No doubt something despicable. We refuse to be in your hands until you turn around and apologize.

[True to their words, the cards suddenly begin to hover of their own accord and slowly drift off to the right.]

[shape_da_future]

So, I'm not allowed to paint those pictures on the walls?

[slapwithpanache]

Vandalism is not condoned by the great Kidney! Are you going to apologize or not?

[shape_da_future]

Uh... actually, graffiti is allowed here yo. People like it.

Stupid HTML fail all the time.

[slapwithpanache]

[Still invisible. The cards all drop to the floor at once.]

Gaaaah! Why are you so stubborn?! Could you at least pretend to be surprised that your cards are talking to you?

[shape_da_future]

So... they're NOT supposed to talk?!

Uh... well... like... most of the chicks around here are demons or magical somehow...

[slapwithpanache]

Of course cards don't talk! Ah. Unless they are so impelled by the true Kidney of the Cards, aha.

Sigh . . . I give up. The Kidney is departing. Take your cards back and go draw your silly pictures.

[shape_da_future]

Cool yo! **And he's gonna take his cards back, and start to sort them... alphabetically.**

[slapwithpanache]

[And perhaps predictably or not, the moment Yoyo touches his cards, something immense and green and terrifying bursts forth from them.]

GWEAHAHAHAHAA!!

For goodness sakes, took you long enough.

[shape_da_future]

YO! **Yoyo flails and reaches for a can of paint and sprays at whatever this crazy thing is.**

[slapwithpanache]

Hm.

[She fades out as the spray reaches her and reappears behind Yoyo's head.]

That wasn't nearly as satisfying as I thought it'd be. Probably because you spent so much time arguing with me. C+.

[shape_da_future]

**Voices again! And now there's paint on some of the cards.**

Uh... what... what're you talking about? The hell's goin on?