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[shape_da_future]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TAAAAABB!

GUUUUUM!!

BEEAAAAATTT!!

This isn't some side of Shibuya I don't know about it, is it? I'm not feelin the Hell motif here dude...

**But... he is feeling a rather giant, flat surface, with nothing on it. You will catch the newest arrival gawking at how awesomely large and not-painted this wall is.**

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[kyoko_needle]

Hello, and welcome to the Netherworld!

*Kyoko hands him a well made sock hat(those caps that look like a condom kinda)*

Is there something wrong with the wall?

[shape_da_future]

Nah... well, other than it's...

Wait... did you say Netherworld? **And he turns to accept this 'sock hat'...**

WOAH!?! Ninja babe! Wait... What? Ninja?

[kyoko_needle]

Yes, I did. You have been brought to this world by Overlord Baal. And I am a ninja, and a delinquent, so if you have any questions, please let me know, and I will answer them if I can. Have you not seen a ninja before?

[shape_da_future]

**If you don't mind, he's just gonna shoot some questions at you, all rapid fire style**

Wait... so... this is like... Hell?
**A pause for the answer**

And... some Overload brought me here when I didn't die?
**Another pause**

And... you're a bad-girl ninja?
**He smiles during this wait**

[kyoko_needle]

*Kyoko doesn't mind at all. She loves to answer questions from new people*

No, this isn't like hell, it's more like a world of demons. You do not come here when you die. Well, most of the time you don't. Some evil sinners do come her, but as Prinnys.

Yes, he did bring you here even though you didn't die. We don't know why he is kidnapping people, but some think it's because he likes to watch people. I think that this is his way of trying to make friends.

Well, in a way, I am a bad girl ninja. I do not follow what most ninja's do here. Why do you ask?

*With this, she crosses her arms, unintentionally showing more cleavage*

[shape_da_future]

**Sorry, but, yeah, he's gonna stare for a second, rather casually, then, eyes back to the face again** Don't think many ninja babes would run around wearing that little.

So... it's a wanna-be hell. I guess it is lacking the flames... **Hmmm... actually...**

You know, maybe he needed a painter. **He reaches back for his bag and... GONE...**

Crap dude... my paint!

[kyoko_needle]

This is the normal outfit for the female ninja's here. It allows for maximum movement. Things like bra's get in the way.

Well, we do have lava around here as well. Do you like lava.

Oh, are you an artist? We don't have many of those here. What type of art do you do? *Kyoko looks excited*

Hmm, now thats odd. Why would Baal not let you bring your paint here?

[shape_da_future]

Reeeeeeally? So... just bouncin' free huh? **This is one pretty cool chick, if not clearly oblivious to subtle passes and stares (thank you shades!)**

Yeah... not really fond of burny things, y'know?

I think someone coulda jacked it when I was... On my way here I guess. Say... you wanna be my first piece of art? Just gotta do me a little favor~

[kyoko_needle]

*Kyoko doesn't notice the subtle passes, since most demons just outright say their intentions to her sometimes. And thanks to the shades, she doesn't notice the leers*

We ninja have learned to deal with the movement in our chest area. All of us female ninja's have a large chest. Though, why are you asking about it?

A lot of people are not that great with lava and such. We do have plenty of places that don't have lava, so you should be fine.

You want to paint me? No one has wanted to paint me before. Well, one perverted Pig named Mooche wanted to paint me, but they wanted to paint cloths onto my body... So what's the favor?

[shape_da_future]

Woah... really now? **Every ninja is a busty ninja? This place is preeeety cool!** Well... to be honest, like, ninja aren't a 'real thing' where I'm from. So, gotta say, you're makin a good impression for you 'kind'.

Paint... on you... **That's an idea but... YEAHHH, let's not get ourselves killed just yet!** No no, I mean, on the wall! Like... a model. Or a muse...

But yeah... someone's gotta have my paint. I had it before, and, now I don't. Sooner it's found, sooner we put some color on this wall.

[kyoko_needle]

There are no ninja's where you are from? There are a few people here that are from a world like that as well. Then how do people get secret missions done?

You want to paint on the wall? But this is graffiti, isn't it? Most demons use graffiti to draw crude and rude pictures on the walls. Though I guess it can be seen as art. Just promise me it won't have curse words or negative sayings on them.

Hmm, maybe your paint is in the bank. I could go over there and get it quickly, but right now my ninja powers have been taken away, and it's dangerous out there. The safest place is in the church. I was just going back there, since the wedding is about to start. Do you want me to take you there?

[shape_da_future]

What secret missions? I guess you just don't get caught...? **SHRUG! Total shrug. But, let's stay on the hottie's good side, yes?**

Oh, no way. See, what you're talking about is just trash. That's not art. Graffiti IS art, but you gotta put your soul into it. Scribbling on a wall is something little kids do.

**Church huh? Well...** Sure, we can try. I found paint in weirder places before. You'd be surprised how butterfingered some people are with their stuff. But, I guess you know about getting people's stuff huh?

Hey so... what's this about your ninja powers being all gone?

[kyoko_needle]

Well, that's good. I would love to be your model then. I'm sure My lady would also like to model. She is so cute, and having more pictures of her around might put more people on the path of delinquency! *A fire burns in her eyes*

I find a lot of people's stuff, and make sure they are always returned to their owner. Though some items I have to dispose of, since they are bad items, such as porno mags.

Oh, there was an incident where Revya, a very evil and powerful lady, went on a rampage, and destroyed part of the castle, and hurt a lot of people. It seems the higher ups were upset about this, so took everyone's powers a few days ago. It has been very rough.

[shape_da_future]

Really now? Got any other 'cute' friends? **Heyyy! Magic words! Cute girls, hot girls, either way, he gets to spend an extended period of time with them for what sounds like something totally legit!**

**What did her eyes just do?**

Oh... hey now, those aren't that bad. A girl had to model for that, and it's better than being rude and just gawking at girls in the middle of the street. But, I'd bet a girl like you gets a lot of looks like that.

**So... that whole explanation about 'powers gone' just whizzed over his head. He only gets the moral of the story** Right... so, basically everyone's normal then. Works for me. I didn't have any special power. **Yeah, we're looking cool, skatin backwards while keepin an eye on the hot kunoichi**

[kyoko_needle]

Well, Asuka is also good looking. There are a few nice girls around here. I'm sure you will meet them eventually.

I did at one point, but once I told them that it's wrong to look at a woman that way, they stopped. I also had to punish some of them.

*notices the skates* Hmm, is that roller skates? I read about them in a text book.

[shape_da_future]

Well, I'm in no hurry. I'm pretty content with this one right here.

**WWWWAIT... yeah, we're now doubly thankful for the shades, as he keeps glancing from chest to hips, back and forth. He DOES look her in the face when talkin but, a man's eyes will wander.**

Right. I'll keep my eyes up here then. **And he looks over the shades, making eye contact.**

In a book huh? What kind of text book talks about skating. Oh, and they're rollerblades. Well, don't take that too literally or anything. It's like... skates have four wheels like this **he holds out four fingers properly**, then the blades are like these because they're in a line like a blade. Y'know, they 'cut through' the streets 'n all that.