I AM A WIZARD AND THE KING OF EVERYTHING!!! I EAT OGRES AND CRAP GHOSTS!!!
And by that I mean I have passed the physical competence assessment for West Midlands Police, the last exam hurdle before my future being in the bag. I am very please about this thing.
That is all.
On the topic of important things, there is no song that is better than the song Granite by Pendulum. Especially played loud.
Now that is all.