John Carter
... so this is a rather strange movie ... genre-blending in the way "Cowboys & Aliens" was ... it doesn't know whether its a western or a sci-fi or both ... and by the mid-point of the movie, the audience stops caring ... I am not sure who is this film's intended audience since the original John Carter comics are rather obscure and few children would have access to them in this day and age ... that its made by Disney ensures its treatment of sexuality is almost clinical ... very odd for a movie where its leads are mostly topless and/or in loin cloths ... but I did already state that its a strange movie to begin with, didn't I ...