Troubling issues (someone else's)
A few quotes from calendars I've been saving up:
"What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch? I have trouble selecting a wine in the morning. Sometimes I give up."
- George Carlin
"I don't have nice days anymore. I don't bother with that. I'm beyond the nice day. I feel I've outgrown the idea. Besides, I've already had my share of nice days. Why should I be hogging them all? Let someone else have a few."
- George, again
And finally, if you're wondering why I felt so motivated to look for a job, wonder no more:
"A year ago I answered an ad that said, 'Be your own boss.' -- Now I can't help but see myself as a stupid, arrogant jackass who's trying to make my life miserable."
- Bizzaro
"What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch? I have trouble selecting a wine in the morning. Sometimes I give up."
- George Carlin
"I don't have nice days anymore. I don't bother with that. I'm beyond the nice day. I feel I've outgrown the idea. Besides, I've already had my share of nice days. Why should I be hogging them all? Let someone else have a few."
- George, again
And finally, if you're wondering why I felt so motivated to look for a job, wonder no more:
"A year ago I answered an ad that said, 'Be your own boss.' -- Now I can't help but see myself as a stupid, arrogant jackass who's trying to make my life miserable."
- Bizzaro