Funny stuff: "What Will The Future Bring?" From 1993!
This is hilarious! I wrote this when I was 13! I found it in this Autobiography thing I had to make in 8th grade while rummaging for some other stuff. I just got such a kick out of it! The only major thing that really changed was that I prefer men that are 6' now, and that I want more chidlren. I wish Mr. Ladd could see this now :-P He's the one who's class this assignment was for :-P He'd probably laugh.
This is listed exactly as it is written in the project I made, wording and all (I was so weird!)
What Will The Future Bring? 11/14/1993, by Shannon Lamb
I am going to graduate from High School.
Four years of college.
Live in a dorm.
Graduate from college.
Find a small apt. without a lot of furniture.
Find a job.
Start writing.
Become famous. (Possibly)
By age 25-30, marry a 5 Footer* with dark brown hair (or black).
Short hair. (but not too short)
Facial hair optional.
(Preferrably Jewish)**
Keep the apt.
Kids optional (limit ONE kid)***
By age 40, will have written AT LEAST 5 best sellers.
Go through life without a divorce or fatal disease.
Die by age 69-75.
(Preferably 80).
END
*5' seemed really tall to me back then I guess.
**See, I was destined to be among The Chosen!!! :)
***I want children badly now and at least 3 :-P