First it was the sun, the smoke, then sweet and low, microwaves, sugar, aspartame, milk, cellphones,
and now bras.
FUCK OFF. I WILL NOT BELIEVE THAT BRAS CAUSE CANCER.
Fuckwits. Fuckwits each and every one.
I believe in bras. They are fun to pick out and buy. They are fun to put on. They are fun to take off.
The article in question compared bras to footbinding. They called it breast binding (so what?) and then called them breast corsets. Yes, good. I like real corsets too.
They say that women who wear a bra (on average) 24 hours a day have a 3 in 4 chance of getting cancer.
Fuck them.
They also say that bras do not stop sagging. That when you take the bra off the breast will do whatever it was going to do if no bra had been worn.
Well, ya know what -- apparently only a pubescent girl should have nipples that point straight ahead. I am 34 years old -- I have, on average, worn a bra 24 hours a day since I was 13 -- and mine still point in the same exact fucking place. Now I do believe the booby god was good to me. And several men have voiced such opinion over the years, but I think ya need to give the bra it's fair share of the upkeep credit.
Bras work you stupid fuckwits. Now pass me the suntan lotion, nuke my coffee, add in a packet of pink sweetener, and off I go to dial you up on my mobile. I will, however, sit in the no smoking section.
Even fuckwits aren't always wrong about everything.
Bras cause cancer.
As fuckin' if.
FUCK OFF. I WILL NOT BELIEVE THAT BRAS CAUSE CANCER.
Fuckwits. Fuckwits each and every one.
I believe in bras. They are fun to pick out and buy. They are fun to put on. They are fun to take off.
The article in question compared bras to footbinding. They called it breast binding (so what?) and then called them breast corsets. Yes, good. I like real corsets too.
They say that women who wear a bra (on average) 24 hours a day have a 3 in 4 chance of getting cancer.
Fuck them.
They also say that bras do not stop sagging. That when you take the bra off the breast will do whatever it was going to do if no bra had been worn.
Well, ya know what -- apparently only a pubescent girl should have nipples that point straight ahead. I am 34 years old -- I have, on average, worn a bra 24 hours a day since I was 13 -- and mine still point in the same exact fucking place. Now I do believe the booby god was good to me. And several men have voiced such opinion over the years, but I think ya need to give the bra it's fair share of the upkeep credit.
Bras work you stupid fuckwits. Now pass me the suntan lotion, nuke my coffee, add in a packet of pink sweetener, and off I go to dial you up on my mobile. I will, however, sit in the no smoking section.
Even fuckwits aren't always wrong about everything.
Bras cause cancer.
As fuckin' if.