Oh yeah, that's just me, bein' awesome
Wanna know why I'm awesome? Besides the usual awesomeness, I mean. Because this morning, I PASSED MY DRIVER'S EXAM. Which sounds dumb, since at 24, I'm about 8 years behind most normal people. But I had two really crappy experiences with the test when I was younger, and just thought, fuck it, I'm not doing that again. I've been driving on a permit since. But I sucked it up (mostly because I was tired of having to wrangle someone up every time I wanted to go somewhere, because I can't legally drive alone. Thankfully I carpool to work, so that was fine) and made the appointment, worried for three weeks till it got here, and then aced that motherfucker.
I was docked for keeping my hands too high on the stearing wheel (wtf?), and for swinging wide on a right turn. But I made parallel parking and backing around a corner (which, wtf kind of nonsense is that?) my bitch. I think I should have earned extra credit, because I have a wicked awful ear infection right now, and that was the LAST thing on earth I wanted to do. But I did it, and aced it, because I'm awesome.
Now, feel free to fistbump me and tell me how fabulous I am:
I was docked for keeping my hands too high on the stearing wheel (wtf?), and for swinging wide on a right turn. But I made parallel parking and backing around a corner (which, wtf kind of nonsense is that?) my bitch. I think I should have earned extra credit, because I have a wicked awful ear infection right now, and that was the LAST thing on earth I wanted to do. But I did it, and aced it, because I'm awesome.
Now, feel free to fistbump me and tell me how fabulous I am: