Dear Agnes
Dear Agnes,
I do not appreciate that during this most blessed Black Cat week we have a shit-ton of homework on top of the numerous Black Cat events that we absolutely have to go to because otherwise our classes will hate us and we will be hated upon for the rest of the semester, or until the stress of finals causes us to have temporary mind-lapsing. I also do not appreciate that we have to give campus tours Friday morning at 10am right after JP when it will last forever. Please consider changing the for next year so I can be continuously drunk for a week.
Sincerely your bitch,
Shannon McKnight
Black Cat Slave: c/o 2008