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here's how to do it: Letter MEME
Dear Alicia/suspicious and Rebecca/spanish_silver :
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked a new life as a clone.
Go and drown yourself,
Shannon
and now I tag ohcaptainurmine, seriouslybecky, kewljules00799
Dear Alicia/suspicious and Rebecca/spanish_silver :
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked a new life as a clone.
Go and drown yourself,
Shannon
and now I tag ohcaptainurmine, seriouslybecky, kewljules00799