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Girl, that piss me off so damn much! I went down Highway 6 to the Kentucky Fried Chiggen to get me some chiggen and they said they was OUT. How the hell you be out of chiggen when that's just 'bout all you sell? They said they was gonna get some from the one on Highway 90A and I was all like, "Hell, why don't you go to the one on the SW Freeway in Stafford! It's two miles closer!" The boi give me this look like I was some crazy fool, so I got out my knife and I was like, oh snap, oh no he didn't, and I said, "Listen mo'fucker, you betta gimme some gahdamn fuckin' chiggen right now, or I'm gonna cutchoo so bad, yo' dead momma's gonna feel it!" Turns out that little shit was holdin' back a family pack! I gots me some eats fo' free!