I win.

Mar 21, 2004 20:49

For the amount of time it took you to retaliate, your counter-attack was weak.

I'm gonna break it down debate style. (that is, crush your arguments one by one)

1)We all know I'm self-centered, obviously my self-importance led me to believe that you would post about me on your(presitgious, wonderful, full of facts about your oh-so-patheically mundane life--oh i esp. love when you do the creative writing things, you should submit to dynamo!) livejournal. I may have been wrong, but I love that I misinterpreted the comment bc it opened up the doorway for people to let you know how much you are hated.

2)Hmmmm, I can't say anything about the "pretending to be emo"...you really got me there. Can you teach me how to be cool like you at an emo concert?

3) OFFS is what you hide behind to cover the fact that you have no friends. I'll come right out and say what A-Squad has known all along; Being in OFFS does not mean you are friends with the people in OFFS. Lets go back to the origins of OFFS: the senior picture. We let Natalie Gourvitch hold up a sign with us, does that mean she is our friend? What makes you think it's not the same exact case with you?

4) You can say what you want about people not liking me but i have cold hard proof. Check the comments, biatch. And you're lucky that I promised to protect the identities of those who told me they loved me for putting you in your place, b/c you'd be sad to hear some of those names. PS If the people I associate had something to say about anything, they def wouldn't be saying it to you.PPS I made be self-centered but I know better than to think that anybody thought about me for a SECOND when I was gone.

5) I will read your livejournal religiously, I will give you a most enthusiastic hello in the hall--perhaps even stop to chat. I'm not afraid of you, you are nothing but an easy target.

6)You are welcome for my assistance your in doing something that FINALLY put you on the social map! People paid attention to you for once (even A-Squaders!)! And you couldnt have done it without me. I bet you feel special.

If you have the guts to respond to this I will assume that it is because (we all know this is true) you have nothing better to do.

this is officially over.
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