WASSSSSSSAP FOOOOOOZ
i kno wutchu awl muz b thinkinz, dat da fuzz g0tz ta meh agin, but nah it dat wak shyt kant lai a finga 0n meh unlezZ i eAt sum p0pYz n git rilli RILLI h0enay n den i b lyk "sup lez FUKZ TIL DA ERLY MORN."
sUm wak AzZ h8az r pUtTin sum realli fukT uP SHYT awn my jernaL. s0 awm juz axin 2 plz st0p cuz daz sik shYt n den awma hafta rep0rT 2 da fuzz n den dey pUt y0 AZZ in da LOKDOWN n c awm a c00l SiSta n shYt s0 i dun wannA b d0in dat ShYt s0 plz
s0 i beT ya'lZZ w0nderin were da fuk wuz I! WAIL, i wuz atz a ph0t0 sh0ot BEET DAT BONQUEESHA U DUM DERTY HOE SKANK. ya i gotz pictzhasz n shytz awm da h0ttEzT 1 out dere cuz ya. eVen da girlz wanTzed 2 fuk meh but i wuz lyke "wut da fux mebbe if u hAdZ a therd legz yannno wut awm seyin" n dey givez me dis dirTY l00kz n awm lyke "wut da fux lez fux den" N IT WUZ WAK but yanNo i sTiLL prefeh dix ovah chix if YANNOWUTAWMSEYIN AIGHT.
s0 wuzaap awm h0enay 4 popeYZ awma l00kz 4 dat an a biG l0llip0p 2 sux awn
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