Every dog has its day.
Dear Diary,
Today I killed the neighbour's dog using a carving knife and a blender. As I cut into its legs, it yelped so much, until it could no more. But that'd teach it for waking me up at 5am in the morning.
I then put all the meat in a blender and made a sort of dogshake out of it, which I dubbed The Morning Woof.
Today I killed the neighbour's dog using a carving knife and a blender. As I cut into its legs, it yelped so much, until it could no more. But that'd teach it for waking me up at 5am in the morning.
I then put all the meat in a blender and made a sort of dogshake out of it, which I dubbed The Morning Woof.