Monday
The other night a forgotten tortilla had stayed on the counter almost all day. So when my mom picked it up it was stiff, and she looks at me and says "Here, catch!" as if she was going to throw it, but she only handed it instead. So then I was the one who said "Catch!" and threw it at her like a frisbee. It made us both laugh so my grandma came in to see what had happened, and my mom throws it at her unexpectedly so that it catches her off guard and makes her swear. But then she flings it at me, and we kept throwing this tortilla around the kitchen. We were laughing our guts sore and flung the tortilla frisbee around until the edge finally tore. We hit the coffee maker, and the cake plate, and almost hit a bottle of wine standing next to the cake plate- but luckily a tortilla isn't strong enough to do much damage.