Not unlike the comic
Transcript of an actual IM conversation between Casey and I (with minor editing for clarity):
Andy: How, exactly, does one have sex with a mermaid?
Andy: Oh sure, she could give you a blow job.
Andy: But what about pleasing her?
Casey: Fish have sex.
Casey: Just not like we do.
Casey: The mermaid ejects eggs onto the ocean floor.
Casey: Then you whack off on them.
Andy: I can whack off without the mermaid.
Andy: I'm not seeing how the mermaid changes my sex life.
Casey: You have little one-legged half-tailed kids.
Casey: That swim really fast in circles.
Andy: Or maybe some mer kids and some human kids.
Andy: And one AQUAMAN!
Casey: And we're back to Aquaman.
Andy: It's amazing how many conversations can seamlessly come around to Aquaman.
-ATW
Andy: How, exactly, does one have sex with a mermaid?
Andy: Oh sure, she could give you a blow job.
Andy: But what about pleasing her?
Casey: Fish have sex.
Casey: Just not like we do.
Casey: The mermaid ejects eggs onto the ocean floor.
Casey: Then you whack off on them.
Andy: I can whack off without the mermaid.
Andy: I'm not seeing how the mermaid changes my sex life.
Casey: You have little one-legged half-tailed kids.
Casey: That swim really fast in circles.
Andy: Or maybe some mer kids and some human kids.
Andy: And one AQUAMAN!
Casey: And we're back to Aquaman.
Andy: It's amazing how many conversations can seamlessly come around to Aquaman.
-ATW