Fic: [Crossover] Mythbusters and the Marvel Universe
Title: Mythbusters and the Marvel Universe
Type: Crossover
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8556307/3/
Three
Kari Byron was reading aloud from the Jamie Hyneman Facts site with amusement. "Gravity wasn't a law until Jamie Hyneman proved it," she noted.
"Ugh," Jamie grunted.
"Here's a good one," Grant Imahara said cheerfully, "All aliens request permission from Jamie Hyneman before invading."
Jamie sighed, hoping his coworkers would lose interest in the site eventually. Though with his luck, they were adding new facts themselves.
Tory Belleci nodded, "I like the aliens one. There's actually a few variations on it too." He scanned ahead, "Oh, here's a quote from Adam."
"Jamie Hyneman is so tough, he occassionally rusts," Kari laughed as she read another bit.
Jamie ignored them as he read the papers. There was still some fallout over the whole Sentinels attack San Fran thing in the news. The film company was complaining about being asked to pay damages, while there were also complaints that the Initiative, the US government based superhero program, hadn't gotten involved.
"Hey, guys," Adam Savage hurried in, his hair slightly messy. "Mail call," he noted, putting envelopes on the table. Everyone else got some stacks too, but Jamie's was the largest.
"Need a hand?" Tory asked as Jamie casually flicked mail into various piles. They usually were 'read now' then 'read later' and then garbage, pretty much.
"Nah, I'm fine," Jamie sighed. There was a annoying number of love notes, this time. Which he never really understood... how could you think you were falling in love with a TV character? Clearly, he didn't get fandom.
"So, what's on the schedule?" Tory asked curiously, having grown tired of perusing the 'Jamie Facts' website.
"Well, Jamie has to see the Mayor and promise not to fire off a missile launcher in our back yard again," Adam teased.
"It wasn't a missile launcher," Jamie sighed.
"Well, that IS what it looks like on the youtube video," Grant noted unhelpfully as they heard a rumbling overhead.
Everyone exchanged glances. "X-Men?" Adam asked hopefully.
"Nothing scheduled," Kari noted.
"Grant, go take a look," Jamie ordered, deciding to delegate.
"Yeah, sure," Grant headed out. Just a few moments later he came back in, wide eyed. "I think you'd better see this," he told Jamie.
Jamie got up, following Grant even as Adam, Kari and Tori fell in behind him. If there was trouble, it non-verbally said, they had his back. Either that or they were all just tagging along to see what happened.
The armored figure stood in the courtyard, instantly recognizable. The red and gold segmented suit hugged a human figure, looking a little like a old fashioned knight, but updated to the latest in technology. He turned towards them, then reached up to press a concealed button, flipping up the faceplate.
Tony Stark smiled charmingly, "Jamie, Adam, Kari, Tori, and Grant, it's a honor to meet you. I'm a big fan."
Grant made a awed 'Eeep' sound, and Kari grabbed him before he could faint.
"Mr. Stark," Jamie shook his hand, noting that the repulsor unit in the palm was only warm, "nice to meet you. I assume this is business, not pleasure?"
"Business," Tony admitted.
"Come on inside," Adam offered eagerly, then added with some amusement, "we don't want to end up on youtube again."
"Lead on," Tony chuckled as they all marched inside. Everyone got coffee even as Tony looked around, his eyes twinkling with hidden amusement. "It looks different on TV," he noted as he sat at the battered table, still in his armor as he sipped coffee.
"Well, we don't film everything," Adam nodded, "and we've expanded a few times, since the show started."
"Well," Jamie said briskly, "what can we do for you?"
Adam gave him a look, non-verbally saying 'Be nice to the millionare superhero,' but Jamie ignored it.
Tony nodded briskly. "Well, I saw the footage of you shooting down the Sentinel," he said, then paused. "That was your pop-gun, right? With homemade shells?"
"I worked it up after I realized we might have several giant robots rampaging across the city," Jamie said dryly.
"True," Tony willingly conceded. "Basically, while the mayor of San Francisco is okay with what you did, the Governor of California was a bit more concerned. He complained to SHIELD, and they bounced it over to me."
"Why SHIELD?" Adam had to wonder.
"Use of exotic weaponry?" Tory guessed, getting odd looks from Kari and Grant. "What, I read things..."
"Got it," Tony nodded. "Officially, I have to ask you not to do it again."
"Assuming no more giant robots," Adam remarked.
Jamie ignored that. "I think I can pretty much promise that, yeah," he agreed. He paused a moment, "Officially? Does that mean there's a unofficial comment?"
"Well," Tony shrugged, "Unofficially? If you think you have to, saddle up and do what you have to do."
"Sweet! We've got permission to go out and blow stuff up!" Kari grinned.
"Only in emergencies, please," Tony laughed.
Adam looked thoughtful, "You know, while you're here..."
Tony looked amused, "What, do I get to be a honorary Mythbuster?"
Jamie nodded seriously, "We'll even get you a t-shirt."
"I vote we take him out to the bomb range and blow some crap up," Tory suggested.
"No, no! Let's go to the bunker. I've always wanted to see his repulors working up close," Grant offered eagerly.
"Cam I try firing one?" Kari asked, batting her eyes at Tony.
Adam watched with amusement as the build nearly dragged Tony off. He looked over at Jamie curiously, "You were awfully tense there, old man."
"I was worried he was going to try to draft me for the Initiative, actually," Jamie deadpanned, getting a laugh from Adam.
To be continued...
Note: Was shooting for a longer chapter, but life. Anyway, enjoy. And any suggestions for Jamie Hyneman Facts would be appreciated. I'll edit them in.
Type: Crossover
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8556307/3/
Three
Kari Byron was reading aloud from the Jamie Hyneman Facts site with amusement. "Gravity wasn't a law until Jamie Hyneman proved it," she noted.
"Ugh," Jamie grunted.
"Here's a good one," Grant Imahara said cheerfully, "All aliens request permission from Jamie Hyneman before invading."
Jamie sighed, hoping his coworkers would lose interest in the site eventually. Though with his luck, they were adding new facts themselves.
Tory Belleci nodded, "I like the aliens one. There's actually a few variations on it too." He scanned ahead, "Oh, here's a quote from Adam."
"Jamie Hyneman is so tough, he occassionally rusts," Kari laughed as she read another bit.
Jamie ignored them as he read the papers. There was still some fallout over the whole Sentinels attack San Fran thing in the news. The film company was complaining about being asked to pay damages, while there were also complaints that the Initiative, the US government based superhero program, hadn't gotten involved.
"Hey, guys," Adam Savage hurried in, his hair slightly messy. "Mail call," he noted, putting envelopes on the table. Everyone else got some stacks too, but Jamie's was the largest.
"Need a hand?" Tory asked as Jamie casually flicked mail into various piles. They usually were 'read now' then 'read later' and then garbage, pretty much.
"Nah, I'm fine," Jamie sighed. There was a annoying number of love notes, this time. Which he never really understood... how could you think you were falling in love with a TV character? Clearly, he didn't get fandom.
"So, what's on the schedule?" Tory asked curiously, having grown tired of perusing the 'Jamie Facts' website.
"Well, Jamie has to see the Mayor and promise not to fire off a missile launcher in our back yard again," Adam teased.
"It wasn't a missile launcher," Jamie sighed.
"Well, that IS what it looks like on the youtube video," Grant noted unhelpfully as they heard a rumbling overhead.
Everyone exchanged glances. "X-Men?" Adam asked hopefully.
"Nothing scheduled," Kari noted.
"Grant, go take a look," Jamie ordered, deciding to delegate.
"Yeah, sure," Grant headed out. Just a few moments later he came back in, wide eyed. "I think you'd better see this," he told Jamie.
Jamie got up, following Grant even as Adam, Kari and Tori fell in behind him. If there was trouble, it non-verbally said, they had his back. Either that or they were all just tagging along to see what happened.
The armored figure stood in the courtyard, instantly recognizable. The red and gold segmented suit hugged a human figure, looking a little like a old fashioned knight, but updated to the latest in technology. He turned towards them, then reached up to press a concealed button, flipping up the faceplate.
Tony Stark smiled charmingly, "Jamie, Adam, Kari, Tori, and Grant, it's a honor to meet you. I'm a big fan."
Grant made a awed 'Eeep' sound, and Kari grabbed him before he could faint.
"Mr. Stark," Jamie shook his hand, noting that the repulsor unit in the palm was only warm, "nice to meet you. I assume this is business, not pleasure?"
"Business," Tony admitted.
"Come on inside," Adam offered eagerly, then added with some amusement, "we don't want to end up on youtube again."
"Lead on," Tony chuckled as they all marched inside. Everyone got coffee even as Tony looked around, his eyes twinkling with hidden amusement. "It looks different on TV," he noted as he sat at the battered table, still in his armor as he sipped coffee.
"Well, we don't film everything," Adam nodded, "and we've expanded a few times, since the show started."
"Well," Jamie said briskly, "what can we do for you?"
Adam gave him a look, non-verbally saying 'Be nice to the millionare superhero,' but Jamie ignored it.
Tony nodded briskly. "Well, I saw the footage of you shooting down the Sentinel," he said, then paused. "That was your pop-gun, right? With homemade shells?"
"I worked it up after I realized we might have several giant robots rampaging across the city," Jamie said dryly.
"True," Tony willingly conceded. "Basically, while the mayor of San Francisco is okay with what you did, the Governor of California was a bit more concerned. He complained to SHIELD, and they bounced it over to me."
"Why SHIELD?" Adam had to wonder.
"Use of exotic weaponry?" Tory guessed, getting odd looks from Kari and Grant. "What, I read things..."
"Got it," Tony nodded. "Officially, I have to ask you not to do it again."
"Assuming no more giant robots," Adam remarked.
Jamie ignored that. "I think I can pretty much promise that, yeah," he agreed. He paused a moment, "Officially? Does that mean there's a unofficial comment?"
"Well," Tony shrugged, "Unofficially? If you think you have to, saddle up and do what you have to do."
"Sweet! We've got permission to go out and blow stuff up!" Kari grinned.
"Only in emergencies, please," Tony laughed.
Adam looked thoughtful, "You know, while you're here..."
Tony looked amused, "What, do I get to be a honorary Mythbuster?"
Jamie nodded seriously, "We'll even get you a t-shirt."
"I vote we take him out to the bomb range and blow some crap up," Tory suggested.
"No, no! Let's go to the bunker. I've always wanted to see his repulors working up close," Grant offered eagerly.
"Cam I try firing one?" Kari asked, batting her eyes at Tony.
Adam watched with amusement as the build nearly dragged Tony off. He looked over at Jamie curiously, "You were awfully tense there, old man."
"I was worried he was going to try to draft me for the Initiative, actually," Jamie deadpanned, getting a laugh from Adam.
To be continued...
Note: Was shooting for a longer chapter, but life. Anyway, enjoy. And any suggestions for Jamie Hyneman Facts would be appreciated. I'll edit them in.