This is how good teams are made

Oct 20, 2009 18:45

The following is from Dirty Tackle:

Mouth kisses: A key to success

Bosnia-Herzegovina have made it to a playoff for World Cup qualification for the first time in their brief history and manager Miroslav Ciro Blazevic (picture above, second from right) says the secret to their success is all down to one thing: passionate mouth kisses.

Wait - what?

“I take two of my players and tell them, ‘Love him! Kiss him!’ and he kisses him.”

What?! Is there a camera rolling and R&B music playing softly in the background as this is happening? Are you sure you’re not a gay porn director, Miroslav?

“They I [sic] tell them they have to kiss each other straight to the lips.

“The secret of my success is in a unity of a squad. You can’t do anything without an atmosphere in a team.”

And what atmosphere is that, Miroslav? One of team make-out sessions and post-match games of spin the bottle? Again, I have to ask, are you sure you’re not a gay porn director?

Do keep in mind that these quotes are from Blazevic’s column on Croatian news website Net.hr, which makes me wonder just what his full column looks like on a week to week basis. It must be like some kind of sport themed erotic fan fiction.

A team-building technique I can completely approve of ^____^ What surprises me is that the coach has the balls to say stuff like that, within the context of a sport culture like football.

footie

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