i heart ashley burns

Nov 11, 2005 18:30

Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested last weekend in Tampa for assault and resisting arrest. Apparently these denizens of high society were engaging in sexual congress in a bathroom stall at Banana Joe's, a restaurant and bar in the wonderful city by the bay.

Another female customer didn't much care for the time these purveyors of spirit were taking and she complained. The result was a nice knuckle sandwich from one of the ladies of lustful determination.

This entire scenario is like a porn movie gone right. When I first heard about this mess, I could have sworn I directed it. We're talking cheerleaders, booze, a bathroom stall and a bar fight. I know the CIA is doing a good job when my mind is being probed like this.

The only problem I have, though, is the name of the bar. Why Banana Joe's? That doesn't make much sense. Shouldn't the bar be named something like Oscar's Oyster Ditch? Bob's Bearded Clam? Arby's? That would have made it perfect ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAH, i love this guy!
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