Thanks kender ^_~
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
Last week, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In December, I sacrificed Rinesin to Cthulhu (500 points). In August, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In February, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon Arcain (65 points). In May, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In March, I stopped Rinesin from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points).
In short, I have been very good (745 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
shanaruhuen
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