Dec 08, 2005 16:20
TWO GUYS FROM THE U P
Two guys from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan die and wake up in Hell. The next day the Devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed
in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around the fire. The Devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Vell, ya know, we're from nordern Michigan, the land and of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya know." The Devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. The Devil asks them again, "Its awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel that?" Again the two guys reply, "Vell, like we told you yesterday, we're from nordern Michigan, the land of snow and! ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a vee bit, ya know." This gets the Devil quite steamed so he decides to fix the two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming every where. He stops by theroom with the two guys from Michigan and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and drinking beer. The Devil is astonished, "Everyone downhere is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself." The two Michiganders reply, "Vell, ya know, we don't get too much varm weather up dere in da UP, we've just got to have a fish fry when the veather's this nice." The Devil is absolutely furious; he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The Devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. The next morning, the temperature is below z! ero, icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The Devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Michiganders. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men. The Devil is dumb founded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?" The Michiganders look at the Devil in surprise, "Vell, don't ya know, if Hell froze over dat must mean da Lions von da super bowl.
hahah yeah i love it. Yesterday was a half day :D. Amanda rode the bus home with me. Then we ate then went over Beccas. Shelby and Ardian were there. We played on this pond and i heard a crack so i ran off of it thru a thorn bush. Ouch. Then Becca and Shelby and Vince game over my house. Vince called Becca fat so I threw a cd and it cut his lip. It was so funny. But if you weren't there you're probally like omg ur so mean. But he deserved it. Haha. Umm... then Becca and Shelby left and we watched only the good scenes of Sleepover. Chea that movie is sweet. Then Amanda left. Then Vince left and I ate dinnnnnnnnnnnner. And thats it.
The walking disaster
haha ana