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I'm pretty sure I've been drunk for like 3 days straight, excluding the sobering up moments I've spent at shaw's. thankyou shaw's I guess, for keeping me as a classified non alcholic. As disgusting and unoriginal as it sounds, being drunk helps alot.
It helps to allow you to leave without shoes on
or your cell phone
it helps you sleep in somene's mom's bed
and not in someone else's bed
it makes you talk like a deaf person
and call bo bice
make friends with crazy nig nogs
re sign yrbooks
call your house at 3:30 leavin wack messages
and talk to ppl u might not normally like
It also helps with things that actually matter and especially alot of the time makes you feel better about life, but all these things are in their small way completely insignificant but worth mentioning."you'll have some of the best times you'll never remember with me. alcohol" Brad Paisley knows his shit.
It helps to allow you to leave without shoes on
or your cell phone
it helps you sleep in somene's mom's bed
and not in someone else's bed
it makes you talk like a deaf person
and call bo bice
make friends with crazy nig nogs
re sign yrbooks
call your house at 3:30 leavin wack messages
and talk to ppl u might not normally like
It also helps with things that actually matter and especially alot of the time makes you feel better about life, but all these things are in their small way completely insignificant but worth mentioning."you'll have some of the best times you'll never remember with me. alcohol" Brad Paisley knows his shit.