*waves* Hi, y’all. Okay so I’m going to completely blame me doing this one on
irishjeeper . So if you hate it…yell at her (just kidding). Okay the idea behind this, I watch the show and babble incessantly. I make comments on what’s going on, spit out quotes, get snarky, get meta, pretty much whatever pops into this insane thing I call my brain comes out on the screen. I’ve done it for Leverage, Numb3rs, um I think that’s it, and
irishjeeper has now conned me into doing it for y’all. So really it comes down to this…if ya hate it? I’m probably never going to do another one. If people find it amusing or at least don’t tell me it sucks…I might keep it up.
Sooo without much more non-show babbling here goes.
I’ve already seen the episode a couple of times…which is what makes it easier for me to do this.
Oh warning…there be spoilers ahead…and this MAKES NO SENSE UNLESS YOU HAVE SEEN THE EPISODE.
And now…on with the show…
Er…it works better if I load the video. Here vid vid. Here vid vid vid. Where’d you go?
I love that font. I want that font. Does anyone know what font that is? Dude…I can probably search for that font…it worked for Sanctuary. Okay sorry…I will not be sidetracked.
Previously on…yes because our memories are so bad that we need to be reminded of the last TWO years.
*giggles over the title cause she just noticed it again on the video player* Sorry. I’m good now.
“What’s that?”
“An invitation to endless wonder.”
Ooo ooo I want one!
Mykaaaa come back!!!
Yeah I mighta squealed just a little there. Jersey CIIIIITY!! Nooo I’m not a Jersey girl, but I love seeing things from Jersey.
Oh new guy, you’re adorable.
Okay so his gimmick is he can tell when someone is lying. I like it.
LOL oh yes dating could be awkward.
Hi Pete!
But clearly he CAN lie to people cause he was not listening.
Can I muss up Pete’s hair? Please? Cause it is entirely too preppy. And *shudders* just wrong.
Pete to the rescue!
“Now Claudia are you sure about this?”
“Abso. Mostly.”
Ha! Tesla grenade! Also…how many other Sanctuary fans? Raise your hands, don’t be shy. I kinda want a crossover.
New guy! I love him getting annoyed with the lying!
And Artie telling the truth. “Thank you! Okay then. Go ahead.” I bet that’s the first time that’s EVER happened!
Oh Claudia, you are the shit. LOL she’s too awesome there. Playing the guitar. Of course she had to play it. Anyone know what she played? I know I know the song…but there’s not enough for me to place it.
“What is that?”
“Oh, nothing for you to worry about.”
“Oh, you’re lying.”
“There. Now I don’t have to lie to you anymore. You happy?”
“Oh my god is he okay?”
“He’s fine.” -in unison
“Okay see now even I miss the boob jokes.”
*squeaks* *deep breath* Hi Mrs. Fredrick. Cause that wasn’t freaky.
A world of endless wonder-dude does she have a tagline for each new agent?
Hahaha OnStar! Or well something like it.
New Guy has pretty eyes. (Yes, I do know his name, but I am more amused at the moment by calling him New Guy.)
Oh Pete. So much like a little kid. It’s tantrum time.
Okay seriously…I wanna mess up his hair. It’s too neat! *growls* BTW…I’ll try to restrain myself, but that seriously annoyed me for like the entire episode.
*giggles* Ovid Quarantine.
Artie’s too old and Claudia’s too young. I love it!
Aaaww Pete just wants Myka back.
I love the dog analogy. It’s so Pete. Old dog got sent to the farm and they’re shoving a new puppy down his throat. Only people who’ve had dogs will get that.
Cause that didn’t look creepy, Claudia. And I love her trying to be an agent.
“Artie made cookies!”
“That’ll buff out.”
“Pete pitched the world’s junk drawer. But I quite like the library of crazy or better yet the artifact roadshow. Don’t touch the bombs.”
“You neutralize the dangerous artifacts.”
“Yes well when they misbehave.”
ROTFL when don’t they misbehave, Artie?
Okay so I was an English major and started a study in Shakespeare. So I kinda saw this coming…like I knew it was Shakespeare almost immediately…but I didn’t recognize all of them. And seriously I don’t know that I would have known all the death lines off the top of my head. So go Myka!
“Snag it. Bag it. And tag it.” I love it!
LOL and I love the broad sweeping music and that’s all we have time for…and it pulls back. *giggles*
“How did you do that?”
“My way.”
Hee! Jinxy…and at that moment he was on his way to becoming my favorite new character since Deeks (NCIS: LA).
Also…love them running around in circles…and Artie giving half-orders and everyone following him…well except Jinxy.
“George Went Where Now.” LOL
“Artie, this kid’s got no sense of humor. He doesn’t laugh at the jokes.”
“Your jokes, Pete?”
“Yes.”
“Give that a little more thought.”
Aaaww Jinxy…the face *smish*
Creep, creep, creeping around, Artie.
LOL he only shaves his head and dances around at Christmas.
Pete talking about the artifacts. Oh Pete.
*shudders* Fingernails on the chalkboard. Okay I know people from the south…and her accent her accent is killing me.
Wow Jinxy looking all tough and thrusting the jaw out is kinda adorable. And really not that intimidating.
*tilts head* What is Artie spraying on Hera?
Dude being stabbed so many times is not a fun way to go. Well honestly none of these deaths are a fun way to go.
I like the light in place of the swords-that was a cool effect.
Pete is really not that good without Myka.
“See you are so cute when you open up.”
“I will shoot you right here.”
Pete’s feelings combined with Jinxy’s ability to tell when people are lying…could be interesting this season.
“You are adorable.”
“I don’t think she gets your sense of humor either.”
Crash course in Greek mythology!
ROTFL-Zues was a man slut!!
*pause to refresh my soda*
Okay and back…new soda in the glass (*sad face* cause I drank the last of my Cheerwine and I can’t get anymore) and I ate two pieces of my taffy so I’m good to go (thanks,
irishjeeper …it’s GOOOOD!!)
LOL I love Pete bribing the bellman!
And Jinxy running in with the Ancient Greek!
*head desk* Walter Shakespeare.
*blinks* Glasses? Myka? Please tell me Pete’s not having an naughty librarian fantasy right now (and um…yeah I might have a prompt for that).
LOL “Correct me if I’m wrong which I know you love to do.”
*laughs harder* Bird of Avon
Football or Porn
My new Myka. Oh goddess Pete.
Clearly Jinx can lie even if he can’t stand to hear a lie.
And she’s hooked.
“How do you lose a folio? What’s a folio?”
“It’s a book.”
*smishes them*
And now Myka is hooked again. She really wants to come back.
I just randomly noticed Jinx is wearing a leather jacket. Me likey.
“Ya know if it makes a difference. He was lying.”
“Kirk out. Oh and ah Spock too.” And and and and ! *flails* *flails harder* He made. He made. Dude! He can do the live long and prosper sign. I am now officially in love with New Guy. Yeah…I totally fangirled. I will also admit I heard it the first time, but I was talking with a friend, so I didn’t see it and when I watched it the second…I was staring at the screen…and there might have been high pitched dolphin noises. Ahem.
LOL the plant is staring at Artie.
Aw, Jinx is trying to teach Pete the tenets of Buddhism. I love it.
He called him Steve!
MYKA!!
LOL and I love that she’s giving him mouth to mouth.
“Congratulations, you were almost killed by an artifact. You are now officially a warehouse agent.”
“I am gonna Tesla this guy sterile.”
“Pete. Lobby. People.”
LOL I love that Pete gets it, he just doesn’t want to listen to the big fancy words.
Myks aaawww
“What?!” -in unison
Repressed sexual tension! YES! Thank you for calling them on it, Jinx!
“I know it’s true and I don’t believe it.”
Oh boys, you look very nice in your suits. But I still wanna mess up Pete’s hair.
And Myka so adorable in your waiter’s outfit.
I love Jinx kinda diving onto the one FBI guy!
Go Myka with all the quotes! I don’t think I could have gotten all of those. And I’ve studied Hamlet quite a few times.
Hee Hee Chippendales Pete! “No change, ladies!”
“Thank you.”
“Be careful.”
Aaaww you two *hugs them both*
“If you ever fly into the Denver area again, let me know. I’ll have you shot in the airport.”
Hahaha I LOVE Jinx calling him Stud. That was awesome!
*giggles* Claudia and the scarab. Cause that can’t end well.
This talk is nice. Myka needed this closure. And the understanding that HG gives her here. And I really, really like the way they brought Myka back. I wouldn’t have been happy if they’d just handwaved it all and Myka had been back. And I think adding Jinx to the team will make the dynamics very interesting for this season.
YAY Myka’s back!!
LOL the boys playing with the magic carpet.
“The only way you leave the warehouse is feet first.” And Jinx laughs at that! It wasn’t a joke!
“Good.”
And that? Pretty much sums it up.
I like the blue shirt on Jinx. And he needs to wear more casual clothes.
Yay Myka’s back!!
And we have a new big bad.
So am I right? That the killer girl in the catsuit at the end is FBI Creepy? (I can’t call her FBI Barbie…that title is still held by Abby on Sanctuary.)
Oh and I googled the font (and did better than with the song I'm looking for from another show...). Apparently it's not an actual font, but a graphic. Darn.
And that’s pretty much it…I guess we’ll see what the reaction to my reaction is and that will decide whether I do this again or not…until next time.
If you watch Leverage, you can always find the “leverage commentary” tag and check out my weekly babble on that.