Joining the Bandwagon...
Because clearly I am a lemming and wish to procrastinate:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I punched melodious329 in the arm (-10 points). In July I stole paranoid_woman 's purse (-30 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole zanne68 's purse (30 points). In February I helped badfalcon hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I bought porn for magisterequitum (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-173 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
shanachie_quill
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I helped swingandswirl see the light (8 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for weakmoments (-10 points). Last Sunday I pushed robinyj in the mud (-17 points). In August I caught a purse-snatcher who stole courtberger 's purse (30 points). Last week I bought porn for sjrspike (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (21 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
shanachie_quill
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday numb3r12 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for alocine_89 (10 points). Last month I put money in irrlicht74 's expired parking meter (14 points). In October I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-666 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
shanachie_quill
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I put gum in canadiangoddess 's hair (-12 points). In April I stole maratonista 's purse (-30 points). In January I helped fuzzy_23 across the street (6 points). In June I helped starhawk_writes see the light (8 points). In October I punched palm__tree in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-38 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
shanachie_quill
I would like this point out that this is entirely too addicting...and I'mm stop now. Also apparently this things knows me too well...I only got nice once. I think buying porn is on the wrong side though.
Write your letters to Santa!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I punched melodious329 in the arm (-10 points). In July I stole paranoid_woman 's purse (-30 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole zanne68 's purse (30 points). In February I helped badfalcon hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I bought porn for magisterequitum (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-173 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
shanachie_quill
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I helped swingandswirl see the light (8 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for weakmoments (-10 points). Last Sunday I pushed robinyj in the mud (-17 points). In August I caught a purse-snatcher who stole courtberger 's purse (30 points). Last week I bought porn for sjrspike (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (21 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
shanachie_quill
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday numb3r12 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for alocine_89 (10 points). Last month I put money in irrlicht74 's expired parking meter (14 points). In October I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-666 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
shanachie_quill
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I put gum in canadiangoddess 's hair (-12 points). In April I stole maratonista 's purse (-30 points). In January I helped fuzzy_23 across the street (6 points). In June I helped starhawk_writes see the light (8 points). In October I punched palm__tree in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-38 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
shanachie_quill
I would like this point out that this is entirely too addicting...and I'mm stop now. Also apparently this things knows me too well...I only got nice once. I think buying porn is on the wrong side though.
Write your letters to Santa!