Laws of Cooking
People on facebook seem to be enjoying these, so I figured I'd add them here, even though no one is reading this journal because it's friends locked and I have no friends!
Law of Cooking #1: One must use AT LEAST twice as much garlic as any given recipe calls for
Law of Cooking #2: Everything tastes better with crushed red pepper flakes
Law of Cooking #3: Parsley is gross and completely unnecessary in all instances
Law of Cooking #4: Never EVER buy fish from a large grocery store like Meijer or Kroger. Just don't do it. Trust me.
Law of Cooking #5: Cilantro is what gives life meaning. If Ryan would allow me to, I would grow it instead of grass on our lawn. I would have fields of it. If you don't like it, I don't think we can be friends.
Law of Cooking #6: If you're allergic to chocolate, you should probably just kill yourself.
I don't know what's up with the fucked up formatting but whatever.
Law of Cooking #1: One must use AT LEAST twice as much garlic as any given recipe calls for
Law of Cooking #2: Everything tastes better with crushed red pepper flakes
Law of Cooking #3: Parsley is gross and completely unnecessary in all instances
Law of Cooking #4: Never EVER buy fish from a large grocery store like Meijer or Kroger. Just don't do it. Trust me.
Law of Cooking #5: Cilantro is what gives life meaning. If Ryan would allow me to, I would grow it instead of grass on our lawn. I would have fields of it. If you don't like it, I don't think we can be friends.
Law of Cooking #6: If you're allergic to chocolate, you should probably just kill yourself.
I don't know what's up with the fucked up formatting but whatever.