Five Reasons Eli Wallace is Becoming My Favorite Stargate Character
1. He's Math Boy!
Eli is a self proclaimed slacker who just so happens to be one of the greatest minds that Stargate Command could recruit. Openly calling himself 'Math Boy' he solves even the most complex equations that Dr. Rush can't even figure out. He's wicked smart without the arrogance of being so.
2. His You Are Here Shirt.
Who reading this can honestly say they DON'T want a "You Are Here" shirt because of the amazing Eli Wallace? Anyone? Anyone? Didn't think so.
3. He's pretty bad-ass when he needs to be.
Though he seems like the one person who would get voted off the island as soon as you saw him. When push comes to shove he's kind of bad ass and he could find a way to kick you ass if needed.
4. His random geekiness that makes you laugh.
Kino. Planet of the Apes. Random Star Wars referances. The guy has them all. He makes them all. And he says them whether anyone else will think they're funny or not. Because he finds them hilarious. And sometimes you need a person who does that.
5. He's freaking adorable.
Need I say more?
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