Customary Christmas Blog
I was thinking the night before Christmas:
A boy screams, "Mommy, Daddy! There's something in the closet."
Both parents try to calm him and say that there's nothing in there.
Suddenly they hear singing,
"As I wait in the closet
Now they look towards the closet,
Oh shit, I'm in the closet,
Now he opens the closet, closet, closet."
The father says, "R. Kelley? What are you doing here?"
R. Kelley walks a yard or two for a soliliquy, "How can I can I keep it secret that I slept with his wife."
The father shouts, "What!"
R. Kelly is thinking to himself, "Did I just sing my thoughts again. Shit. Looks like I'll have to randomly pull out my gun, then I-"
Suddenly a sickle armed monster slithers out of the closet, stabs R. Kelly in the back, grabs onto the man's wife, and slithers away with her.
Whore.
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So anyway, Christmas Eve was nice. There was jumbalaya and crab cakes, which ended up being two of my favorite things there. My cousin got a new room, and it had a Japanese theme. Pure Awesomeness. Ooo, and for Christmas Eve I got, two shirts--one of which I'm wearing right now, two giftcards for tgif, a walmart giftcard, and beef jerky.
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Oh, and my gifts for Christmas were also awesome. I got the c-d Unia from Sonata Arctica. Who would have thought that if you first got a c-d from them that came out in 1999, that their newest c-d from this year would sound any different?*
I got pajamas, Family Guy (1-2), and several books. Among them was Phantom*, Moons of Mirrodin*, The DreamThief's Daughter*, and then Moons of Mirrodin Again, and the The Golden Compass and The Subtle Knife.*
** ****!!!!
And there was so much food, Pierogi, Salmon, Polish Sausage, Ham, Cheesy Potatoes, Twice-Baked Potatoes in Broccoli in Cheese, Delived Eggs, and Cookies!
I'm counting the food at both my mom's and dad's houses. I got easily full.
But I will go to the gym tomorrow and make up for it!
1. sarcasm
2. the ayn randy goodness
3. from magic the gathering.
4. Yay! Moorcock!
5. The last three books have to be returned.
6. Ahh! All the Asterisks. Too...many! Brain hurts!
A boy screams, "Mommy, Daddy! There's something in the closet."
Both parents try to calm him and say that there's nothing in there.
Suddenly they hear singing,
"As I wait in the closet
Now they look towards the closet,
Oh shit, I'm in the closet,
Now he opens the closet, closet, closet."
The father says, "R. Kelley? What are you doing here?"
R. Kelley walks a yard or two for a soliliquy, "How can I can I keep it secret that I slept with his wife."
The father shouts, "What!"
R. Kelly is thinking to himself, "Did I just sing my thoughts again. Shit. Looks like I'll have to randomly pull out my gun, then I-"
Suddenly a sickle armed monster slithers out of the closet, stabs R. Kelly in the back, grabs onto the man's wife, and slithers away with her.
Whore.
______________
So anyway, Christmas Eve was nice. There was jumbalaya and crab cakes, which ended up being two of my favorite things there. My cousin got a new room, and it had a Japanese theme. Pure Awesomeness. Ooo, and for Christmas Eve I got, two shirts--one of which I'm wearing right now, two giftcards for tgif, a walmart giftcard, and beef jerky.
______________
Oh, and my gifts for Christmas were also awesome. I got the c-d Unia from Sonata Arctica. Who would have thought that if you first got a c-d from them that came out in 1999, that their newest c-d from this year would sound any different?*
I got pajamas, Family Guy (1-2), and several books. Among them was Phantom*, Moons of Mirrodin*, The DreamThief's Daughter*, and then Moons of Mirrodin Again, and the The Golden Compass and The Subtle Knife.*
** ****!!!!
And there was so much food, Pierogi, Salmon, Polish Sausage, Ham, Cheesy Potatoes, Twice-Baked Potatoes in Broccoli in Cheese, Delived Eggs, and Cookies!
I'm counting the food at both my mom's and dad's houses. I got easily full.
But I will go to the gym tomorrow and make up for it!
1. sarcasm
2. the ayn randy goodness
3. from magic the gathering.
4. Yay! Moorcock!
5. The last three books have to be returned.
6. Ahh! All the Asterisks. Too...many! Brain hurts!