Ask Her What?

[shamrockhoax]

Just read Go Ask Alice: what ignorant sum' bitch could actually believe this is a true story? I guess I didn't read the whole thing so much as get through 75% of the "novel" and then vomit. All the bullshit that was being pushed down my throat came up in one long heave. That wasn't enough though, I wanted the very idea of the book out of my head: so I polished my gun and decorated the wall with my brain matter. I'm so pissed off at the entire concept of this book that I am back from the grave writing about how worthless the entire experience was! Do not read this book, do not puchase this book as toilet paper, steal it and burn the wretched thing. Don't we get enough lies from www.thetruth.org? This assualt on intelligence is being pushed as a must read novel at Barnes & Noble. I would like to find the author of this book, slash their throat, and kick their dying bleeding corpse. Then I'll fucking rape it like the bastard raped me. Necrophilia may not be the proper method of communication, but it definately gets the point across.

http://www.snopes.com/language/literary/askalice.asp

I suspected it from the start when I read the cover. Then figured fuck it what could be the harm even though it could possibly be fake. Now I find myself being drawn more and more into the fakeness of reality TV. MTV couldn't possibly have low budget actors for their "reality TV" not at all possible. Unquestionable. Whores, scags, mongrels, leave me and all of us who prefer the truth alone.

More lies found at the following sites:

http://www.thetruth.org
http://www.freevibe.com/
http://www.creationism.org/

--Shamrock Hoax