003 [Voice; English]

[shamrockchan]

THREE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS~! Jingle bells! Rudolph! We three kings of Oreo Tar!

I'm gonna make something for Selina's stocking! But nothing for ugly mean man, ever! I need to go find stuff.

[...]

Where's my gun? I can't find it. [Rustling is heard.] Huh? ...Where is it?

Comments

[and_not_ginger]

No, I don't suppose he's ever done much to deserve a proper Christmas present. Not that much of a surprise to hear that he's been continuing his little tradition of doing everything in his power to keep his name as far away as possible from the proverbial "Nice List"!

[mistah_master]

Now that simply isn't true at all. I just provide myself with a year-round Christmas. That isn't so terrible.

[shamrockchan]

But you don't get presents~

[and_not_ginger]

Technically, a year-round Christmas minus the peace and good will. And those are the best bits, really, so I think that would make rather a rubbish sort of Christmas, wouldn't it? Well, I suppose you'd still have the greed. Greed is very Christmasy and, you know, associated with all things Christmas in certain regions of the Earth, I must admit.

[mistah_master]

There you are. Very Christmasy. I could be the next jolly old Saint Nick. Of course, a far more slim and handsome version. But red is a good color on me, wouldn't you say?

[shamrockchan]

He's always naughty! He won't teach me his Christmas song!

...

Oh! What do you want for a present?

[and_not_ginger]

What? He's got a Christmas song? Really? You must be having me on. Really?

...Me? Well, aren't you the considerate sort! How lovely. If you really do want to get me something, I'll be quite happy with anything you choose, I'm sure. Is there anything you've been wanting for a present, then?

[shamrockchan]

Well, he hums one and won't tell me what the words are!

Okay! All nice people get presents! I want---

...

ARE YOU SANTA?!

[and_not_ginger]

I'm rather surprised he can even stand to hum anything related to such a cheery holiday, to be quite honest.

Er, well, no. No, I'm afraid not. Certainly never had anyone mistake me for Father Christmas before, though! S'pose it's because I don't think I look much like him, for one thing. He's not a bad thing to be mistaken for, mind you. Quite a good thing, actually. He's got the right idea, Father Christmas. More people could stand to be a bit more like him, I think.

[shamrockchan]

Well, Santa can be in disguise, like a spy! I saw it on TV once! He's really cool!

Oh! I have to go find presents! Oh man...