003 [Voice; English]

[shamrockchan]

THREE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS~! Jingle bells! Rudolph! We three kings of Oreo Tar!

I'm gonna make something for Selina's stocking! But nothing for ugly mean man, ever! I need to go find stuff.

[...]

Where's my gun? I can't find it. [Rustling is heard.] Huh? ...Where is it?

Comments

[Audio]

[mistah_master]

There are no words. The only sound that comes through is the Master whistling a very cheery tune. In fact, he is whistling 'I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas'.

[Audio]

[shamrockchan]

...What song is that?

Do you know where it is?

[Audio]

[mistah_master]

A Christmas song you don't know? Well here I thought you really loved Christmas.

What? Your water pistol? Haven't the foggiest idea.

Re: [Audio]

[shamrockchan]

I do! I love Christmas! More than you should, since I'm not getting coal.

...Really?

[Audio]

[mistah_master]

That song is classic. Everyone should know it. Anyone who really liked Christmas. Maybe you just shouldn't celebrate it at all.

Yep. Might be outside. Why don't you go check?

[Audio]

[shamrockchan]

...I know it now! But you need to teach me the words! What are the words?

Why would it be out there?

+Voice+

[leatherchic]

No, Yotsuba, don't go outside. I'll go get it.

If it is there.

Voice

[shamrockchan]

...If?

[Audio]

[mistah_master]

You really should let the child learn to pick up after herself.

[Audio]

[leatherchic]

You should really learn to stop being a douche.

[Audio]

[mistah_master]

A douche? Really? And I thought I was bedding a woman of class.

[Audio]

[leatherchic]

So did I.

[Audio]

[mistah_master]

Oh ho ho. You have the hard proof that I am otherwise.

[Audio]

[leatherchic]

Hard indeed

[Audio]

[mistah_master]

Well if you don't know the words, then you don't know it.

I dunno. Because you're a child and careless like that?

Re: [Audio]

[shamrockchan]

But you can tell me! You know them!

...Wait, no you don't! You were just whistling! You don't know it either!

Am NOT.